Drunk By Noon

There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy, but he lived in a cage the size of his thumb 从前有一只狮子狗谁想到他是个牛仔，但他住在笼子里他的拇指大小

And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks, he galloped around until hit by a car 而且，虽然他的白马是一盒牙签，他身边疾驰，直到被车撞

Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird just to remind myself I'll never fly 有时候，我拍打我的怀里像蜂鸟只是为了提醒自己，我永远不会飞

Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die 有时候，我烧我的胳膊用香烟只是假装当我死了，我不会尖叫

Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer 有时我等不及要下来与癌症

At least then I'll get to watch tv all day 至少这样我会整天看电视

And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers even if all my questions are taken away. 而在我临终前，我会得到所有即使我所有的问题都拿走了答案。

If my life was as long as the moon's, I'd still be jealous of the sun 如果我的生活是只要月亮的，我还是会嫉妒的太阳

If my life lasted only one day, I'd still be drunk by noon. 如果我的生活只持续了一天，我还是会到中午喝。