I want to tell you 'bout something fun 我想告诉你什么叫好玩的东西

So I wrote you this song 所以我写了你这首歌

If you've ever been to Disneyland 如果你曾经去过迪士尼乐园

You know the lines can be real long 你知道的线路可以是真正的长

But I got a ride that the bitches love 但我有一搭的母狗爱

And you won't have to wait at all 而你将不必等待所有

All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend 所有你必须做的就是抛弃你的男友

And give sexy Michael Starr a call 并给性感迈克尔·斯塔尔打电话

   

I'll take your ass for a weenie ride 我要你的屁股一坐威尼

Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride 展开你的脸颊和吞下你的骄傲

It's scary like a rollercoaster 这是可怕的像过山车

It will stretch you out so wide 它将舒展你出这么大

   

Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride 要带你的屁股一坐威尼

Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside 抓紧了，因为我来啦内

It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide 这是不是一个摩天轮或水滑梯更好

It's a weenie ride 这是一个威尼骑

   

I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the 我要唱一个东西，这是不是一个摆动比funner更好

Monkey bars 单杠

You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your 你可以把它放在沙发上或你的水床或在后面的

Daddy's car 爸爸的车

And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week 而且它是全天开放，每晚一次过七他妈的无休

It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak 它只是间歇性关闭，所以我可以把泄漏

   

So put that snatch on a weenie ride 所以把那个抢夺一威尼骑

Ride her face down or on your side 骑她的脸下，或就在你身边

You'll be amazed what you can fit in there 你会惊讶你能适应在那里什么

When some leverage is applied 当一些杠杆应用

Open your legs for a weenie ride 打开你的腿了威尼骑

You won't be the first to see it and cry 你不会是第一次看到它，并哭

Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide 只是把婴儿湿巾和一些astroglide

It's a weenie ride 这是一个威尼骑

   

Oh yeah 哦耶

   

Scream for me 喊着要我

Scream out in ecstasy 尖叫狂喜

Honey, once you try the weenie ride 亲爱的，一旦你尝试了威尼搭

You're never gonna be the same 你永远不会是相同的

Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain? 宝贝，你准备怎么去天堂，如果你不能把一点点痛？

   

Step right up for a weenie ride 步权利的威尼骑

It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied 这是更有趣，当你作呕绑

Oops, I think I got a little DNA 哎呀，我觉得我有一个小的DNA

All over your backside 在你的背后

   

Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride 去告诉你的朋友的威尼搭

You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind 你可以收门票，宝贝，我不介意

Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight 即使与大旧耳罩，你不会得到今晚

For the weenie ride 对于威尼搭

   

Ooh 哦

   

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠骑（这是一个威尼程）

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠骑（来传播你的

Thighs) 大腿）

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠骑（哦嚯嚯，嚯哦

Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh) 哦，哦嚯嚯，噢嚯嚯）

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠骑（这是一个威尼程）

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride, 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠骑（这是一个威尼骑，

Yeah) 是啊）

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby) 维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠维也纳香肠换乘（宝贝，宝贝，宝贝）

It's a weenie ride 这是一个威尼骑