[Anthony:] Uh [安东尼： ]嗯

What up freshmen? 怎么了新生？

[Ian:] All the freshmen in the house say "Yeah" [伊恩： ]所有在屋子里的新生说“是啊”

[Anthony:] Yes! [安东尼： ]是的！

[Ian:] I said all the freshmen in the house say "Yeah"! [伊恩： ]我说在家里所有的大一新生说：“是啊！”

[Anthony:] Yep! Uh, uh here we go! [安东尼： ]是的！嗯，嗯这里，我们走！

   

[Ian:] High school [伊恩： ]高中

Is pretty crap 很扯淡

So we're gonna teach you 因此，我们会教你

With this hecka cool rap 有了这个hecka酷说唱

How to get through 如何打通

Your first year in school 在学校的第一年

And how to be like us and be 而如何像我们并

Super cool! 超爽！

   

[Anthony:] If you wanna be cool [安东尼：如果你想成为酷

You gotta get to school late 你得上学迟到

Cool guys always show up to school late 酷哥总是出现上学迟到

The teacher might smack you and 老师可能会嫌你

Player hate 玩家恨

But don't worry, bro 不过不用担心，兄弟

You can hit her with a tate-er tot! 你可以打她一个大老儿TOT ！

Tater tots are great weapons and great food Tater切块是巨大的武器和美味的食物

Put em in your pocket for lunchtime 把时间在你的口袋里的午餐

Dude 花花公子

But they get your pocket all hecka greasy 但他们得到你的口袋里所有的hecka油腻

Cafeteria pizza 比萨自助餐厅

Will make you queasy 会让你太烦琐，

   

[Both:] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man [全部： ]作为一个大一新生是完全新鲜的，人

Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can 沟类，冲床恶霸，抛出时间在一个垃圾桶

If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad 如果老师尝试失败，你不生气

Just go home and bitch about it to your dad 刚回家挨骂的给你爸

   

[Ian:] There isn't such thing as being bullied [伊恩： ]有没有这样的东西被人欺负

That's just called 这只是所谓的

Being a bitch 作为一个婊子

Step up to the bully 加紧欺负

Grab his balls 抢他的球

And give em 并给予EM

A great big pinch! 一个伟大的大捏！

I once pinched a bullies 有一次，我捏了恶霸

Balls so hard they fell 球这么难，他们下跌

On the ground 在地面上

He cried like a big dumb baby 他哭了，像个大笨宝宝

As a kicked them all around 作为一个踢他们各地

His doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just 他的医生试图缝合他的球回来，但他们只是

Couldn't do it 不能这样做

Cause I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack 因为我冲进手术室，抓住了他的麻袋

And I threw it! 我扔了！

[Anthony:] Into his mom's mouth! [安东尼： ]到他妈妈的嘴！

   

[Both:] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man [全部： ]作为一个大一新生是完全新鲜的，人

Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can 沟类，冲床恶霸，抛出时间在一个垃圾桶

If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad 如果老师尝试失败，你不生气

Just go home and bitch about it to your dad 刚回家挨骂的给你爸

   

[Anthony:] Doing good in class and paying attention is for losers [安东尼： ]做好一流的好，注意是输家

I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teacher's hooters! 我做的好的文法，我要做的就是盯着老师的猫头鹰！

But I still get A's in every class, wanna know how? 但我仍然获得了在每一个类，想知道怎么样？

Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat 因为我CH-CH - CH-CH作弊

Let us show you now 现在让我们来告诉你

   

[Ian:] You hide in a plant for a couple of hours [伊恩：]你在工厂躲了几个小时

Till everyone's gone away 直到每个人都走了

Then you sneak to the computer 然后你偷偷到电脑

Use cool hacks 使用酷黑客

And change 与变化

All your grades 所有成绩

Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night 只是注意自带夜间大门卫

Try blinding him 试试他的致盲

With your big flashlight 与你的大手电筒

Then beat him to death 然后一棍子打死

With a big chalk stick 用大粉笔棒

And kick him repeatedly in his big, long- 踢他多次在他的大，长

   

[Both:] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man [全部： ]作为一个大一新生是完全新鲜的，人

Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can 沟类，冲床恶霸，抛出时间在一个垃圾桶

If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad 如果老师尝试失败，你不生气

Just go home and bitch about it to your dad 刚回家挨骂的给你爸

   

Being a freshman is totally fresh, man 作为一个新人是完全​​新鲜的，人

Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can 沟类，冲床恶霸，抛出时间在一个垃圾桶

If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad 如果老师尝试失败，你不生气

Just go home and bitch about it to your dad 刚回家挨骂的给你爸

   

[Anthony:] High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-fun [安东尼： ]高中不是FFFF ，好玩的地方

It's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits son 这对于正与小鸡和得分数字儿子的地方

So never do homework and always ditch 所以永远不要做功课，总是沟

   

[Both:] And that's how you survive high school bitch! [全部： ]这就是你如何生存高中婊子！