I’d like to announce my candidacy, 我想宣布我的参选，

I’d appreciate it if you’d vote for me. 我会很感激，如果你投我一票。

I want to be Vice President. 我想成为副总统。

Vote for me. 投我一票。

   

If I was Vice President you know what I’d do? 如果我是副总统，你知道我会怎么做？

Pretty much anything I wanted to. 相当多的东西，我想。

Vote for me. Vote for me. 投我一票。投我一票。

   

I’d have a first class seat on Air Force One. 我有一个头等舱座位上的空军一号。

An awesome pad in Washington...D.C. (If you vote for me) 一个真棒垫在华盛顿... D.C 。 （如果你投我一票）

Play golf all day with heads of state, 打高尔夫球整天跟国家元首，

If they brought beer wouldn’t that be great? I can’t wait! 如果他们把啤酒那不是很棒吗？我不能等！

Vote for me. Vote for me. 投我一票。投我一票。

   

Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me. 那么有非常多的问题，对我很重要。

Here’s my campaign policy, 这里是我的竞选政策，

Legislation, education, 立法，教育，

occupation, arbitration, 职业，仲裁，

conversation, equalization, 谈话，均衡

immigration, itemization, 移民，分项，

immigration, race relations, 移民，种族关系，

imitation, hospitalization... 模仿，住院...

I’m freaking out vote for me! 我吓坏了投我一票！

   

Well it’s the land of the brave, the home of the free. 那么它的勇敢者的土地，自由的家园。

That’s the funny thing about democracy. 这是对民主的有趣的事情。

A vote for me, is a vote for me! 投票给我，是投我一票！