It's the year of the beast 这是野兽的一年

I'm on it like Sonic 我就可以像索尼克

It is on like donkey kong 它是像金刚

I'm gonna tell ya like 我会告诉你喜欢

Shut up just do the song 闭嘴，只是做这首歌

Okay 好

   

I like games they're hot to turn on 我喜欢游戏，他们是热的开启

You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone 你可以欺骗EM和他们没有得到生气的时候你走了

You complete em,hey don't hang around wanting more 你完成他们，哎不流连想要更多

And the only thing that matters is to get top score 而唯一重要的事情是获得最高分

   

Girlfriends just whine and bitch and moan 女朋友只是抱怨和母狗和呻吟

But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own 不过，我可以得到更多的乐趣，当我坐在我自己的

Girlfriends just bitch and moan and whine 女友只是母狗和呻吟哀鸣

Get out my fucking room whore READ THE SIGN 滚出我他妈的妓女的房间看清楚路标

   

I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street 我不想把鹅卵石在街上散步

I don't wanna take you dancing IT HURTS MY FEET 我不想带你舞动它伤害了我脚

How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? 为什么我的朋友们知道，当我感到生气？

I wanna put my cock in Lara Croft 我想把我的阴茎在劳拉

   

Videogames are better than girlfriends 视频游戏比女友好

Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy 因为你没有做的事情，让他们开心

You just play them 你只要打他们

And have numerous amounts of fun 并有众多数量的乐趣

   

Maybe life would be better as a videogame 也许生活会更好，作为一个视频游戏

I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane 我可以在天空骑龙像飞机

I could solve a problem with a fight to the death 我可以用死战解决问题

For the last can of beans or a glimse of a breast 豆类最后罐或乳房的glimse

   

I get paper from robbing all the banks 我得到的纸张抢劫所有的银行

Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank 上，下，左，右，转...得到一个坦克

RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty 相对强弱指数，对我竖起大拇指，从使命召唤

I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty 我宁愿拍我的负荷，在一个虚拟的战利品

   

I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress 我不想给建议您最新的礼服

I don't wanna wear a trilby GIVE IT A REST 我不想戴毡帽给它休息

How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? 为什么我的朋友们知道，当我感到生气？

I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft 我想把我的加密狗在微软

   

Videogames are better than girlfriends 视频游戏比女友好

Cause you don't have to think of a conversation 因为你没有想到交谈

You just look at 'em 你只要看看时间

And turn 'em off when you're bored and done 并把时间了，当你无聊，做

   

My time with Mario 我和马里奥的时间

Is better than time with you 比时间更好地与您

You can call me a saddo 你可以叫我saddo

But it's all I want to do 但它就是我想要做的

   

I'm scared of bajingas 我害怕bajingas的

They make me want to hurl 他们让我想大叫

As long as I have fingers 只要我的手指

I'll never need a girl 我永远也不会需要一个女孩