Well, here we are. The four of us... 好了，我们在这里。我们四个人...

In total shock... Me and her. 在共震......我和她。

I closed my mouth and swallowed spit, 我闭上我的嘴，咽下唾液，

And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!" 而我心里对自己说， “这是一些深层次的狗屎！ ”

And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?" 我说： “那么你会告诉我他是一个他一直在说话？ ”

He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!" 他说， “是的” ，我说， “不，”他说， “是的” ，我说， “不，”他说， “这是事实！ ”

   

I said, "All of you all ass is crazy, let me up out this door, 我说， “你们所有的屁股是疯了，让我走出了这扇门，

Because this is way more than I bargained for" 因为这是方式比我讨价还价“

And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this" 然后她说：“等一下，我敢肯定，我们都可以解决这个问题”

Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!" 然后我说， “我来晚了，再加上我是不是得该死的东西做这个！ ”

But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?" 但随后她说：“难道你只是想知道这一切是如何开始的？ ”

Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes' 然后我心想，说： “快，你有三分钟

Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking" 然后，它得到了真正的宁静，我说， “有人开始谈论”

   

She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question, 她说， “我的上帝，鲁弗斯！我有只有一个问题，

how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!" 你怎么可以做这样的事情？我太受伤了！ “

He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves 他看着她，说：“请母狗，你有你的神经

With all your club hoppin', lyin', saying you was shoppin'. 与所有的俱乐部霍 ，说谎的，说你是SHOPPIN “ 。

And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong." 现在，在这里，你是我们的家，你叫我错了。 “

   

She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating! 她说：“好吧，你别扯我！这一点我同意，你抓到我作弊！

But this is a little extreme!" 但是，这是一个有点极端！ “

   

He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back. 他说， “你是我的妻子睡在我背后。

And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!" 现在我回家，你让他在衣柜里，是多么的极端？ “

And she said, "But she's a he!" 她说， “但她是个他！ ”

And he said, "Please, you can't judge me" 他说， “拜托，你无法判断我。”

She said, "Rufus this is crazy!" 她说：“鲁弗斯这太疯狂了！ ”

And I said, "Stop arguing! 我说：“不要吵！

I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out, 我没住在这里听你咀嚼对方出来，

So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!" 所以到这一点，否则我发誓，我走了！ “

   

"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here. “对不起，请，但我想我可以解释一下在这里发生了。

My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year, 我的名字是查克和我一直知道鲁弗斯一年左右，

At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels..." 午夜时分，他匍匐周围一直是人间地狱，偷偷进出酒店......“

I said, "Brother, spare the details!" 我说： “大哥，饶细节！ ”

Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!" 然后鲁弗斯说， “查克，拜托！不要再说什么！ ”

Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch," 然后她尖叫道：“狗娘养的鲁弗斯你的儿子， ”

He says, "Cathy, go to hell!" 他说：“凯蒂，见鬼去吧！ ”

I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party. 我说，“我还以为你说你的名字是玛丽，你在晚会上说的话。

Man this is getting scary I'm gonna shoot somebody!" 人这是越来越吓人我要拍别人！ “

Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!" 然后鲁弗斯开始叫喊和尖叫说：“凯蒂，这都是你的错！ ”

She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!" 她抛出一个枕头在他并说， “你匍匐过，唯一不同的是你没有被抓到！ ”

Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!" 查克大叫， “我们是在恋爱！ ”

Cathy says, "Love my ass!" 凯西说：“爱我的屁股！ ”

Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air! 鲁弗斯说，他们要结婚了，然后我拍一个在空中！

   

I said, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word! 我说： “不是另外一个你儿子母狗说一个字！

Cause all this shit I'm goin through is unheard!" 因为所有这一切，我通过是闻所未闻要去！ “

I grabbed my cellular 我抓起手机

I said, "This is so wrong," 我说， “这是错的。”

I call up my home, 我叫了我的家，

And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone..... 和一个男人拿起电话电话电话电话.....