You're sort of famous 你是那种著名的

A minor celebrity 小有名气

And so it only makes sense 所以它才有意义

The world would be 这个世界会

Obsessed with every 痴迷于每一个

Single thing you do 你做一件事情

   

They're running 'round 他们正在运行轮

With their camcorders in the night 凭借其在夜间摄录一体机

They lurk impatienly 他们潜伏impatienly

In hope that they just might 在希望，他们只是可能

See something really embarrassing 看到一些真正的尴尬

You do 你做

   

The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts 坏头发的一天和汗水染T恤

That's the story that 这就是故事

They are gonna feature 他们会特色

With exclusive pics 独家图片

Of your flabby behind 你松弛的背后

You think you're all alone 你以为你是独自一人

But that's right when you'll find 但是，这是正确的时候，你会发现

   

A bunch of paparazzi 一堆狗仔队

Popping out of nowhere 啪从哪儿冒出来

Cameras in your face 在你的脸上相机

And then suddenly 然后突然

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

   

Following you 下面你

When you're walking down the street 当你走在街上

And asking stupid questions 和问愚蠢的问题

While you're trying to eat 当你尝试吃

So you cover your face 所以，你盖住你的脸

Thinking to yourself 想着自己

"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “嘿，这不就是让人毛骨悚然？ ”

   

And they are there praying 而且他们在那里祈祷

You'll have a big meltdown 你将有一个大的危机

And take a mono-lethal car chase 并采取单致死追车

Through this whole town 通过这次全市

They'll be there with you 他们将在那里与你

When you're going to jail 当你进监狱

First on the scene 第一个赶到现场

For every wardrobe fail 对于每一个衣柜失败

   

You just picked up some transvestite 你只买了些装癖

Seconds later 几秒钟后，

It's up on the website 它是由在网站上

Get a vegas wedding 获取拉斯维加斯的婚礼

A quickie divorce 一个匆匆离婚

And they'll be 他们会

Sneaking in 偷偷在

Snapping pictures, of course 当然，抢购的照片，

   

And if they ever catch you 如果他们能赶上你

Picking your nose 挖鼻孔

Or storming down the street 或强攻在街上

In a drunken spree 在醉酒狂欢

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

   

Stalking you, just waiting by a frontal 跟踪你，只是正面等待

Trailing you through 尾随你通过

Airport security 机场保安

They were TMZ 他们TMZ网站

   

They were TMZ 他们TMZ网站

   

(We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP （我们抓住了这个奥斯卡提名捡狗粪

Is that a baby back there? 那是一个婴儿回来吗？

I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT 怎么读离开而FAT的房子你有罪，

Look Who's drinking COFFEE, 看看谁在喝咖啡，

Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING) 一切名人做的是迷人）

   

Oh, let me tell you 哦，让我来告诉你

It's getting to the point 这是越来越给点意见

Where a famous person can't 凡名人不能

Even get a D.U.I 即使得到了D.U.I

Or go on a racist rant 或者去一个种族主义咆哮

Those guys are all around 那些家伙都是围绕

So you really shouldn't dare 所以，你真的应该不敢

Go to every club in town 去每个俱乐部在城里

If you just lost your underwear 如果你只是失去了你的内衣

   

Seems that every single time 似乎每一次

A star decides to shave her hair 阿星决定剃光她的头发

Or ram their car into a tree 或RAM他们的车到一棵树

They're on TMZ 他们在TMZ网站

   

If they catch you peeing in the bushes 如果他们发现你在草丛撒尿

Later on, that night 后来，那一夜

Well, I guarantee 好吧，我保证

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

   

You're on TMZ 你在TMZ网站

   

Every single celebrity 每一个名人

Knows they're gonna be 知道他们会是

   

They're on TMZ 他们在TMZ网站