Neighbours, nobody loves you like we do. 邻居，没有人爱你像我们一样。

Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit 邻居们，你们的政府在最后让你一个公共适合胜利

for the 21st century. 在21世纪。

Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic 呈现出前所未有的一个管理机构这么多关心经济

well-being of its subjects. 幸福的主题。

Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threathens your 今天，我们已经隔热从无数的派别谁威胁都你

financial viability; such as the poor; the idealistic foreigners still 财务可行性;如穷人;理想主义的外国人仍

clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept 执着于社会福利的幼稚观念;为什么，你甚至不停

uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged 不明就里的无用宣传新闻，报告指称

violations of human rights (We all know they wouldn't have been punished if 侵犯人权的行为（我们都知道他们会不会被处罚，如果

they hadn't been doing something wrong!!). And who better to dispens such 他们并没有做错事！）。和谁更能dispens等

blantently evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself? blantently明显改编过，但自封的权威像我一样？

Acid Rain is a thing of the past... Too many possible causes, too little 酸雨是过去的事情......太多的可能原因，太少

signifigance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial signifigance我们的现代思维公众，除了工业

manufacturing is at an all time low anyway, who needs those narrow minded 制造业正处于历史的最低谷，无论如何，谁需要这些狭隘

laborers anyway. Too many mouths to feed, and to many burden on the pay 劳动者反正。太多的多人要供养，并就薪酬许多负担

roll! Who needs 'em? Here in the land of the free-time. Someother ass 滚！谁需要他们吗？在这里的空闲时间的土地。 Someother屁股

back-ward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated 回到病房的国家会给我们带来什么，我们需要通过利用其没有受过教育

children. 孩子。

The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average americans better 互联网已经扩大了我们的安抚普通美国人更好的能力

than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the 比以往任何时候通过提供幻想冒险到的每一个角落

imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart of 想象力。您的家庭办公室的窗口，你的世界，和的心脏

your social life. Such reclusive behaviour helps clear the roads and public 你的社交生活。这样的深居简出的行为有助于清晰的道路和公共

works from overburden like the lower middle-class and others who depend 从覆盖层，如较低的中产阶层和其他人谁依赖工作

shamelessly on their government. Today you are freer than ever to do what 无耻地在他们的政府。今天你比以往任何时候都更加自由做什么

you want, provided you can pay for it! 你想，只要你能为它付出！

Remeber, the first word in USA is US Remeber ，在美国的第一个字是美

We have arrived neighbours, we are the priviliged elite! 我们已经到了邻居，我们是具有特权的精英！