The other day 有一天，

I got in a fight 我一拼了

In involved me and my foot in my mouth 在涉及到我和我的脚在我的嘴

And my wife 和我的妻子

Then I got to thinking 然后，我开始思考

Wouldn’t it be grand 那岂不是大

If with every word I said 如果每一个字我说

My wish was the world’s command 我的愿望是世界上命令

   

I’d be the king 我是国王

I’d be the top 我会顶

I’d give myself a raise 我想给自己加薪

Throw my own parade 把我自己的游行

Number one, the chief, the boss 第一，首席，老板

I’d be the king 我是国王

   

No honey-do list 没有蜂蜜待办事项

I’d make all the rules (I’d rule) 我会做所有的规则（我治）

Whatever I say is the way that it goes 不管我说是这样的，它去

That’d be cool 这会是很酷

And I’d go fishing 我会去钓鱼

Or maybe watch sports on TV 或者，也许在电视上观看体育

And folks would carry me around 和乡亲抱我身边

And I’d get to wear a crown 我会得到戴冠

And I’d never spend a day on my feet 而且我从来没有花一天的时间对我的脚

Chorus-solo-rpt chorus 合唱，独唱，合唱RPT

   

I’d be living large 我住大

I’d be in charge 我会负责

& the world would bow to me 与世界会向我行礼

I’d be the king 我是国王

   

It happened again 它再次发生

I got in a fight 我一拼了

In involved me and my foot in my mouth 在涉及到我和我的脚在我的嘴

And my wife 和我的妻子