"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." “现在，一所高中传达室断绝了跳动。 ”

[Mopping sounds] [拖地的声音]

Mop, mop, mop 拖把，拖把，拖把

All day long 整天

Mop, mop, mop 拖把，拖把，拖把

While I sing this song 虽然我唱这首歌

[Sound of someone walking towards him] [一个人的声音朝他走来]

Gonna wax the floor 要去蜡的地板

Gonna make it shine 要让它大放异彩

Gonna take of the spray paint 要带的喷漆

With turpentine 用松节油

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!" “嘿！不要走到那里！我只是擦去！ ”

[Person walking quickly towards him] [人迅速朝他走来]

[Beating sounds] [跳动的声音]

"Hey!" “嘿！ ”

[Beating sounds] [跳动的声音]

"Get offa me!" “让奥法我！”

[Beating sounds] [跳动的声音]

"That's my bucket!" “这是我斗！ ”

[Beating sounds] [跳动的声音]

"Let go of my side burns!" “放开我身边烫伤！ ”

[Beating sounds] [跳动的声音]

[Sound of falling down into glass] [掉进玻璃的声音]