Howdy there, faggots! 你好那里，柴！

It's me, Toby Queef 这就是我，托比Queef

Everybody wanna hear a story? 每个人都希望听到一个故事吗？

Grab your fifth of Beethoven, 抓住你的贝多芬第五，

or yer moonshine with a little bit o' eggnog in there for good luck, 或者揭掉月光，在有一点点O蛋酒好运，

And listen up. 而听着。

The following was all said by Jesus Christ at some point: 下面是在某些时候均表示由耶稣基督：

   

I was drivin' down the street 我驱车沿着街道

When the police came to me 当警察来找我

And they pulled to me to the curb, 他们拉我到路边，

and said "Can I see ID?" 并说：“我能看到标识？ ”

   

And I said, No, Sir, fuck you 我说，不，先生，你他妈的

Your probably a Jew 你可能是一个犹太人

So deck the halls and suck my balls, 所以，甲板上的大厅和吸我的球，

Let's a smoke a blunt or two 让我们来烟钝或两个

Orrr, you could... Orrr ，你可以...

   

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Police all to have AIDS (Hey) 警方一路有艾滋病（喂）

Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang 从澡堂团伙有时间1天

in Southeastern LA (Yay) 在东南路易斯安那（耶）

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my Balls 吸我的球

Police all have AIDS (Hey) 警方都有艾滋病（喂）

So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass, 于是我打了气，我击碎了他的屁股，

and then I got away. 然后我得到了。

   

So I drove down to the park, 所以，我开车去公园，

To hunt right after dark. 天黑以后狩猎权。

And I saw some hippies dancin' 我看到了一些嬉皮跳舞“

So I shot one in the heart. 所以，我的心脏开枪之一。

And his friend said, 和他的朋友说，

"Oh shit, you fuckin' killed him, man!" “哦，妈的，你他妈的杀了他，伙计！ ”

Then I made him eat his frisbee, and he thre up in his hand. 然后，我让他吃了飞盘，而他THRE在他的手。

And I made him... 我和他......

   

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Hippies all have AIDS (Hey) 嬉皮士都有艾滋病（喂）

Got 'em one time from the butt sex vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey) 有时间从对接性藤一次在度假在西班牙（喂）

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Hippies all have AIDS (Hey) 嬉皮士都有艾滋病（喂）

They smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like shit all day. 他们抽烟的裂缝，并拍摄他们嫌，并闻起来像狗屎整天。

   

Went to the tittie bar 又到了tittie吧

'Cause it wasn't too far “因为这是不太远

Saw a big tittie bitch with a bush so big, one day she'll be a star 看到一个大tittie母狗与布什这么大了，有一天她会成为一个明星

She likes Twinkies in her G-String, 她喜欢Twinkies在她的丁字裤，

or maybe a Hershey bar 也或许是好时酒吧

Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in the fuckin' tittie bar (Yeehaa) 今晚，我们坤在他妈的牛tippin tittie条（ Yeehaa ）

   

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Fat bitches love cake. 脂肪母狗爱的蛋糕。

I love to fuck fat bitches, like Catholics like to rape (Hey) 我爱他妈的胖母狗，像天主教徒一样，以强奸罪（嘿嘿）

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Suck my balls 吸我的球

Fat bitches love cake. 脂肪母狗爱的蛋糕。

And if you stole this album, Rucka thinks your fucking gay 如果你偷了这张专辑， Rucka认为你他妈的同性恋

   

WHAT...POWDER! 什么...粉！

Powder? You know, cocaine? 粉？你知道，可卡因？

YEE-HAW! 绮山楂！