He's been trying with limited success 他一直试图用有限的成功

To get this girl to let him get into her dress 为了得到这个女孩让他进入她的衣服

But every time he thinks he's getting close 但每次他认为当时他的亲近

She threatens death before he gets a chance 她的死亡威胁，他得到一个机会之前，

   

And that's the way it is in Minnesota 而这是在明尼苏达州的路上

And that's the way it is in Oklahoma 而这正是在俄克拉何马州的路上

That's the way it's been since protozoa 这是它一直以来原虫的方式

First climbed onto the shores of California 首先爬上加州海岸

   

And she's been trying with limited success 她一直试图用有限的成功

To get him to turn out the lights and dance 让他关灯跳舞

Cause like any girl all she really wants 原因就像任何女孩都是她真正想要的

That fickle little bitch romance 那善变的小母狗浪漫

That fickle little bitch romance 那善变的小母狗浪漫

   

And that is why a girl is called a tease 这就是为什么一个女孩叫挑逗

And that is why a guy is called a sleaze 这就是为什么一个人被称为丑闻

And that's why god made escort agencies 这就是，上帝为什么造护送机构

One life to live and mace and GHB 一个生活居住和狼牙棒和GHB

   

And that's the way it is in Minnesota 而这是在明尼苏达州的路上

And that's the way it is in Oklahoma 而这正是在俄克拉何马州的路上

That's the way since the animals and noah 这是因为动物的方式诺亚

First climbed onto the shores of California 首先爬上加州海岸

   

Must not be too kind 一定不能太客气了

Stop thinking love is blind 停止思考爱情是盲目的

Clench your fists yeah write 握紧你的拳头呀写

"she's just not my type..." “她只是没有我喜欢的类型。”

   

Why all these conflicting specifications 为什么所有这些相互矛盾的指标

Maybe to prevent overpopulation 也许，以防止人口过多

All I know is that all around the nation 我所知道的是，所有的全国各地

The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating 女孩哭的男孩自慰

   

And that's the way it is in Minnesota 而这是在明尼苏达州的路上

And that's the way it is in Oklahoma 而这正是在俄克拉何马州的路上

That's the way Aristophanes and homer 这就是阿里斯托芬和荷马的方式

Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata (not in that order...) 写的伊利亚特和吕西斯特剌忒（不按照这个顺序...）

   

And that's the way it is in Minnesota 而这是在明尼苏达州的路上

And that's the way it is in Oklahoma 而这正是在俄克拉何马州的路上

That's the way it's been since protozoa 这是它一直以来原虫的方式

First climbed onto the shores of California 首先爬上加州海岸