Here's my story, it's sad but true. 下面是我的故事，这是可悲的，但真实的。

Yeah right. 对，没错。

Yeah! You see I love women. 是啊！你看，我爱女人。

But I can't pick just one, 但我不能只选择一，

And like 而像

I'm sure I'll settle down one day. 我敢肯定，我会安定下来一天。

But I'm young, right? 但我还年轻，对吧？

I'm just trying to have a good time. 我只是想有一个好时机。

Living in the moment and what not. 活在当下，什么不是。

You could call me a dog, 你可以说我是狗，

But everybody else calls me Chris Webby. 但其他人都叫我克里斯·威比。

Haha, naw mean? 哈哈，瑙是什么意思？

Yeah, yeah. 是啊，是啊。

   

It's seems like every week 它好像每个星期

I get some girlie's number 我得到一些娘娘腔的号码

In my phone 在我的手机

Bring her home 她带回家

Make her scream 让她尖叫

Make her yell 让她大喊

Make her moan. 让她的呻吟。

I'm a dog 我是一只狗

Always looking for somewhere to put a bone. 一直在寻找的地方放一根骨头。

On my Entourage shit 在我的Entourage狗屎

Bitches looking like Sloane. 母犬看起来像斯隆。

I'm an animal, 我是一个动物，

Off the chain, 链子掉了，

I had to cut loose. 我不得不削减松动。

And judging on how you're dressed, 并判断对你如何穿着，

You're tryin to fuck boo. 你试着他妈的嘘声。

You'll never hear me uttering about I love you, 你永远不会听到我说出关于我爱你，

I just really want to see them panties 我真的很希望看到他们的内裤

Dropping to your Ugg boots. 删除您的Ugg靴子。

It ain't my fault, 这不是我的错，

Your girlfriend sweats me. 你的女朋友出汗了我。

She'll be getting back to you, 她会得到回到你身边，

Right after she's left me. 紧接着她离开了我。

And I ain't putting rose petals on your beadsheats. 我是不是把玫瑰花瓣上的beadsheats 。

Romance ain't my thing, 浪漫是不是我的事，

You should've known that when you met me. 你应该很清楚，当你遇见我。

Am what I am, 我就是我，

And I'll be it to my death. 我会向我的死亡。

Got a thing for brunettes, 有一个事情黑发，

With tats, 有纹身，

And big breasts. 和大乳房。

So if you at the play 所以，如果你在玩

Don't worry, 不用担心，

You'z on deck. Youz在甲板上。

Hate the game, 讨厌游戏，

Not the player, Ma. 不是玩家，麻。

And then she make me say... 然后，她让我说...

   

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You see my life's good, 你看我的生活的好，

Where it ought to be. 它应该是。

All I gotta do is spit game 我所要做的就是吐游戏

And slaughter beats. 和屠宰次。

And I know you'll probably tell your whole sorority, 我知道你很可能会告诉你整个联谊会，

Just don't expect my phone to answer 只是不要指望我的电话接听

When you're calling me. 当你打电话给我。

   

I'm a son of a gun, 我的枪子，

Check my paternity test. 检查我的亲子鉴定。

Always chugging on a 40, 总是隆隆在40 ，

And burning the best. 烧是最好的。

Unzippering your jeans Unzippering你的牛仔裤

While you kiss on my neck. 当你亲吻我的脖子。

Oh you're a good girl? 哦，你是个好女孩吗？

Psh, then it's on to the next. PSH ，那么它的下一个。

   

I like a bad chick, 我喜欢坏小鸡，

Just give her the chance. 只要给她机会。

While I'm trying to figure out 当我试图弄清楚

How you fit in those pants. 你是如何适应的裤子。

'Cause I'm partial to any exotic bittie 因为我偏袒任何异国bittie

Looking like Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 看起来像米拉·库妮丝在忘掉莎拉·马歇尔。

   

On the road every night 在路上，每天晚上

It's unique. 它是独一无二的。

So you right across the party 所以，你对面的方

And I like what I see. 我喜欢我所看到的。

Oh you're daddy's little girl? 哦，你是爸爸的小女孩？

Well tonight you a freak. 嗯，今晚你一个怪胎。

She grab my hand 她抓住我的手

And brought me right upstairs 并给我带来了楼上的权利

And then she make me say... 然后，她让我说...

   

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(Like we always do) （就像我们一直做的）

Now everybody now! 现在大家吧！

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