It started when the neighbors saw my fancy new T.V 它开始时，邻居看到我喜爱的新电视机

That opens up the gate outside my home 我家外面打开门

And let's me let in anyone I really wanna see 而且我们我让任何人，我真的很想看看

And keep out all them other dudes I don't 并保留了所有这些其他的帅哥我不知道

Then one by one they started comin' over to perform 然后，他们一个个开始马上就要来了执行

And someone played "Temptation" on kazoo 有人打出了“诱惑”的卡祖笛

Nellie got as naked as the day that she was born 她出生尼尔森得到了赤身裸体的一天

And it sure was all over Baby Blue 并确保一切都结束了粉蓝

   

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I've got electric eyes, two big dogs, and a mine-field 我有电眼，两只大狗，和雷场

And miles and miles and miles of barbed-wire fence 而千里和铁丝网公里

But the biggest show in town is in my driveway 但在镇上最大的表现在我的车道

And we ain't had a good night sleepin' since 我们是不是有一个美好的夜晚睡，因为

   

Orville Baker's showin' us the fastest draw in town 奥维贝克的舒我们最快的平局在城里

Cora Lee's clackin' on her spoons 科拉李某对她的勺子clackin “

Ol' Jesse's trick dog sure does look dead lyin' on the ground OL “杰西的把戏狗肯定不会看死说谎”在地面上

And Jesse's wife is a-howlin' at the moon 和杰西的妻子是一个，嚎叫的月亮

Charly's ugly daughter sure can tap dance 查理的丑女儿肯定能跳踢踏舞

Mable Thatcher's walkin' on her hands 梅布尔撒切尔在她的手走着

And just as I was leavin' for the kitchen for a snack 而且，正如我要走了的厨房小吃

Ol' Lulla Bell amazed us with her fans OL “ Lulla贝尔带给我们惊喜与她的粉丝

   

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I've got electric eyes, two big dogs, and a mine-field 我有电眼，两只大狗，和雷场

And miles and miles and miles of barbed-wire fence 而千里和铁丝网公里

But the biggest show in town is in my driveway 但在镇上最大的表现在我的车道

And we ain't had a good night sleepin' since 我们是不是有一个美好的夜晚睡，因为

   

Froney's got an act that's hard to follow Froney的得到了一个行为，是很难跟踪

Norman plays a nimble tamborine 诺曼扮演一个灵活的塔姆伯林

You should see what Sara Lee can swallow 你应该看什么莎莉可吞

And ol' Billy does a wicked "Mr. Clean" 和醇比利做了邪恶的“清洁先生”

Good Lord, if I'd've known this future when I started 好耶，如果Idve知道这未来的时候，我开始

Believe you me, I'd never change a thing 相信你我，我从来没有改变任何事情

I got a closed circuit circus in my bedroom 我在寝室有一个闭合电路马戏团

And a world full of whackos in the wings 和世界充满了翅膀whackos的

   

Get 'em Burt! 得到时间伯特！

   

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I've got electric eyes, two big dogs, and a mine-field 我有电眼，两只大狗，和雷场

And miles and miles and miles of barbed-wire fence 而千里和铁丝网公里

But the biggest show in town is in my driveway 但在镇上最大的表现在我的车道

And we ain't had a good night's sleepin' since 我们是不是因为有一个良好的夜间睡