There are pyramids in my head! 有在我的脑海金字塔！

There's one underneath my bed! 还有一个我的床底下！

And my lady's getting cranky. 和我的夫人是越来越暴躁。

Every possible location 每一个可能的位置

Has a simple explanation 有一个简单的解释

And it isn't hanky-panky. 而且这还不是捣鬼。

   

I have read, somewhere in a book, 我已阅读，在书的地方，

They improve all your food and your wine. 它们提高了您所有的食物和你的酒。

It's said that everything you grow in your garden will pretty fine, 有人说，一切都在您的花园将很细的增长，

Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a 相反，我曾经得到的是在脖子和痛苦

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap! 汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪！

   

I've consulted all the sages, 我已征询所有的圣人，

I could find in the yellow pages, 我能找到的黄页，

But there aren't many of them... 但不会有太多的人...

And the mayan panoramas 和玛雅全景

On my pyramid pajamas 在我的金字塔睡衣

Haven't helped my little problem. 没有帮助我的小问题。

   

I've been told someone in the know 我已经告诉那些知道的人

Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold, 可以肯定的是他的运气不如黄金，

Money in the bank and you don't even pay for it if you fold 钱存在银行里，你甚至不付钱，如果你折

A dollar in the shape of the pyramid that's printed on the back. 在那的印在背面的金字塔形状的美元。

   

It's no lie. 这是没有谎言。

You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye. 你可以把剃刀一样锋利的鹰眼的边缘。

You can grow a hedge that is vertically straight, over ten feet high. 您可以长出对冲是笔直，十英尺高。

All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck. 你真正需要的是一个金字塔和一点点运气。

   

I have read, somewhere in a book, 我已阅读，在书的地方，

They improve all your food and wine 它们提高了您所有的食物和酒

And I've been told, 我一直在说，

Someone in the know 那些知道的人

Can be sure of his good luck and it's no lie. 可以肯定他的好运气，这是没有谎言。

All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic 你真正需要的是四角锥一点点

Help! 救命！