I woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again 我醒来的时候到了垃圾车的声音再次

Upstairs neighbors toilet is leaking on my head 楼上邻居厕所漏水在我头上

My car's broke down I missed the bus that runs at ten 我的车的抛锚了，我错过了运行在10巴士

I had a feeling this was a day to stay in bed 我有一个感觉，这是每天呆在床上

I finally left my pad right under Jumbo's clown room 我终于离开了我的右垫在巨型的小丑室

A police officer pulled out his gun and said, "freeze, put your hands up" 一名警察掏出他的枪，并说， “冻结，把你的手”

I said, "sir you got the wrong guy" 我说： “先生，你找错人了”

I guess it's just a perfect day 我猜它只是一个完美的一天

It's just a perfect day 这只是一个完美的一天

I'm sippin' a Fresca at the downtown county jail 我啜饮着A弗雷斯卡在市中心的县监狱

My friends are all too broke to come up with my bail 我的朋友们都太破要拿出我的保释

I lost my day shoes to Tiny playing spades 我失去了我一天的鞋，以微小的打黑桃

I'm sleeping with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid 我睡觉睁一眼闭一眼，以确保我没有得到规定

Vaye te petras hay a la chingada Vaye TE彼得雷斯干草一拉chingada

The deportation officer he said to me 驱逐军官，他对我说：

They put us on a bus to Guadalajara 他们把我们在公共汽车上瓜达拉哈拉

I guess it's just a perfect day 我猜它只是一个完美的一天

It's just a perfect day 这只是一个完美的一天

Have you ever, ever had one of those days 你是否曾经，曾经有过的那些日子之一

When it seems nothing's right nothing's going your way 当它似乎没有什么是正确的什么是怎么回事你的方式

It's all wrong I dedicate this song 这一切都错了，我这首歌献给

To you, you and you and whoever relates to what we do 你，你，你和谁涉及到我们做什么

But somebody tell me why, why, why 但有人告诉我为什么，为什么，为什么

This always happens to me, me, me 这总是发生在我身上，我，我

Just another dose of reality 现实的另一种剂量

Just trying to make the best of this situation 只是想充分利用这种情况

This really isn't my idea of vacation 这真的不是我的休假观念

Oh my, my mamacita say 哦，我，我mamacita说

Hey baby vaminos a me 喂宝宝vaminos就给我

This chica bonita is looking ok 这奇卡博尼塔正在确定

Yeah I think I'm going to stay 是的，我想我会留下来

I guess it's just a perfect day 我猜它只是一个完美的一天