Mustache? No. 胡子？号

Sideburns? No. 鬓角？号

Goatee? Maybe. 山羊胡？也许。

Beard? BEARD! 胡子？ BEARD ！

   

Do you feel alone? 你是否感到孤独？

Do you feel neglected? 你觉得被忽视？

Not doin' too well with the ladies? 不上来的太清楚了淑女？

Well I got the solution for you! 嗯，我得到了为您解决！

   

Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD! 低自尊？长出胡子！

Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD! 不敢跟随自己的梦想？长出胡子！

Are you lonely and sad? GROW A BEARD! 你是孤独和悲伤？长出胡子！

Wanna look good in plad? GROW A BEARD! 想好看PLAD ？长出胡子！

   

Are you workin' out? GROW A BEARD! 你用的还行？长出胡子！

Did your car break down? GROW A BEARD! 难道你的车打破？长出胡子！

Ice caps melting? GROW A BEARD! 冰盖融化？长出胡子！

Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call 你卡在中间的地方，你需要做一个重要的电话

but the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger? 但电池的死了，你无法找到一个出口在你的充电器插头？

... ......

GROW A BEARD! 长出胡子！

   

Grow the beard! 长出胡子！

Feed the beard! 喂胡子！

Brush the beard! 刷胡子！

Manscape the beard! Manscape的胡子！

Stroke the beard! 中风的胡子！

Love the beard! 爱的胡子！

Fear the beard! 怕胡子！

Obey the beard! 服从胡子！

Obey the beard! 服从胡子！

   

(Obey the beard!) （服从胡子！ ）

Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!) 看哪胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!) 接受胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!) 尊敬的胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

   

"Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard! It's just so... beard!" “噢，我的上帝，贝基，看他的胡子！实在太......胡子！ ”

   

Impress your date, WITH YOUR BEARD! 打动你的约会，与你的胡子！

Eat a steak, WITH A BEARD! 吃了牛排，胡子！

Chop down trees, WITH A BEARD! 砍倒树木，胡子！

Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD! 粉碎你的敌人，胡子！

   

Catch a fish, WITH A BEARD! 钓到鱼，胡子！

Roundhouse kick, WITH A BEARD! 回旋踢，胡子！

Troll the net, WITH A BEARD! 巨魔净，胡子！

Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, BEARD! 嘉宠物？ CH- CH-CH嘉，胡须！

   

Drive a truck, WITH A BEARD! 驾驶一辆卡车，胡子！

Try your luck, WITH A BEARD! 试试你的运气，胡子！

Arm wrestle, WITH A BEARD! 胳膊跤，胡子！

Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD! 忍者龟胡子。

   

Pet your doggie, WITH A BEARD! 你的宠物小狗，胡子！

I pledge allegiance to the beard! 我宣誓效忠的胡子！

Can't grow a beard? Then buy a beard! 不能长出胡子？然后买一个大胡子！

Do you have a beard? Then GROW MORE BEARD! 你有胡子？然后变得更加胡子。

   

"You need to shave this thing!" “你需要刮胡子这件事！ ”

SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD! 闭嘴奶奶，长出胡子！

   

Defend the beard! 保卫胡子！

Drink to the beard! 喝的胡子！

'Cause beards are good... 因为胡须都不错...

AND SCRUFF! 与SCRUFF ！

   

(Obey the beard!) （服从胡子！ ）

Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!) 看哪胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!) 接受胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!) 尊敬的胡子！ （服从胡子！ ）

   

I was so empty and lost inside 我是如此的空虚，迷失在

'til I grew you ('til I grew you) 直到我长大，你（ 直到我长大你）

I put my faith in my facial hair 我把我的信心，我的胡子

to get me through 让我度过

   

Well I can defy the odds again and again 嗯，我可以一次又一次地挑战自己的命运

with you on my chin (you on my chin) 你在我的下巴（你在我的下巴）

With every moment you grow closer and closer 随着每一刻你的成长密切

to my heart 我的心脏

   

"Sigh... I love you beard." “唉......我爱你的胡子。 ”

"If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?" “如果你喜欢它这么多，为什么你不嫁呢？ ”

"Huh..." “咦......”

   

"Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard, for bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part?" “你是不是把这个胡子是你的合法结婚的胡子，在bearder是坏，在scruffiness和胡须， ”直到剃你的一部分？ “

"I beard!" “我的胡子！ ”

   

(Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!) （大胡子！胡子！胡子！胡子！胡子！胡子！胡子！ ）

   

Abe Lincoln had a beard 林肯有一个大胡子

ZZ Top, epic beards! ZZ的顶级，史诗般的胡子！

Dimebag Darrell, metal beard! Dimebag达雷尔，金属胡子！

Chuck Norris, kick ass beard! 查克·诺里斯，踢屁股的胡子！

   

Number one, make it beard! 第一，使胡须！

Chewbacca, is a beard! 楚巴卡，是一个大胡子！

Santa Claus, Jesus Christ 圣诞老人，耶稣

God... HAS A BEARD! 神...有胡子！

   

Obey the beard! 服从胡子！

Obey the beard! 服从胡子！

Obey the beard! 服从胡子！

OBEY... THE... BEARD! OBEY ...的...胡子。