I met her one day at the grocery store 我遇见了她一天在杂货店

She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores 她有泡菜和配料smores一罐

I said to her "Smores are sweet but I'm sweeter" 我对她说： “ Smores是甜的，但我很甜蜜”

She laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer" 她笑着说：“当然你是让我一个信徒”

Oh smores 哦smores

   

I met her later for a cup of coffee 后来我遇见了她一杯咖啡

Something strange about the way that she looked at me 非常奇怪，她看着我的方式

I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her 我拉着她的手，拉着她接近的话，我吻了她

"Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper “永远不要离开我”，她在一个令人毛骨悚然的小声说：

Oh shit 哦，妈

   

My new clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night 我的新女友紧贴，喜欢整夜我的文字

My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of 我紧贴女友吃醋各类的

Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox 妇女，我的朋友，我的狗，我的Xbox

All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no 上述所有得的是第二个我紧贴女友，没

   

A year goes by, and she moves in with me 一年就要过去了，她的动作与我

My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink 我的男人的洞穴是现在的粉红色并有水槽下卫生棉

I had a drum set I played but she pawned it 我有一个鼓组我打不过她当掉它

At her friend's wedding, she reached for the bouquet and she caught it 在她的朋友的婚礼，她伸手花束，她接住了

Awkward 尴尬

   

She spends her time looking at wedding dresses 她花时间在看婚纱

Rings and cakes and flowers yeah, she's kind of obsessed 戒指，蛋糕和鲜花呀，她是那种痴迷

I think it's time to consider other options 我认为现在是时候考虑其他选择

'Cause I suspect that she's poking holes in the condoms 因为我怀疑她的戳孔的保险套

Need proof 需要证明

   

My clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night 我紧贴女友，喜欢整夜我的文字

My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of 我紧贴女友吃醋各类的

Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox 妇女，我的朋友，我的狗，我的Xbox

All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no 上述所有得的是第二个我紧贴女友，没

   

I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when 我让她一个蛋糕软化的打击

I told her "I'm not ready for this level of commitment" 我告诉她：“我没有准备好这样的承诺”

She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm and 她抓起一个叉，然后刺伤了我的胳膊，

Began to pull my hair out while expressing her resentment 开始拉我的头发，同时表达了她的不满

   

And then she told me she would murder my whole family, my coworkers and the girl 然后她告诉我，她会杀了我的全家，我的同事和女孩

Who took my order that day at Wendy's then she set the house on fire 在温迪的那一天谁拿走了我的订单，然后，她放火烧房子

And ran screaming right outside and I felt guilty as the flames reflected off her teary eyes 并尖叫着跑出门外，我感到内疚的火焰反映了她眼中含泪

   

So I took her back and now she won't let me have my car or my dog or my beer or my porn 于是我把她带回，现在她不会让我有我的车还是我的狗还是我的啤酒或我的色情片

My bathroom, my guitar, my pool table, my camera 我的浴室，我的吉他，我的台球桌，我的相机

My iPhone, my website, my Macbook Pro or my iPad 我的iPhone ，我的网站，我的MacBook Pro或我的iPad

My vitamins or my coffee maker, the internet or my waffle iron 我的维他命或我的咖啡机，互联网或我的华夫饼干的铁

My tools, my washer dryer combo, riding lawnmower, my fuel filter or my PS3 我的工具，我的洗衣机干衣机组合，骑式割草机，我的燃油过滤器或我的PS3

Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life 还是我的大号还是我钓鱼杆或我的生活