Well I walked up to the bar 嗯，我走到酒吧

I laid down my platinum card 我躺在了我的白金卡

Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends 然后我点了50 longnecks为我的新朋友

Well the barmaid passed them out 以及招待员传递出来

And before we chugged them down 而之前，我们喝着下来

I held mine up and 我扶着矿和

Said here's to us and then 这里说的是我们再

Well this blonde slid up to me 嗯，这金发碧眼的下跌对我

Said that was awful sweet 说，这是可怕的甜蜜

Then I saw her boyfriend 然后，我看到了她的男朋友

As wide as he was tall 宽，因为他身材高大

Well he broke up our hug 好吧，他打破了我们的拥抱

With a six foot, five inch shove 有六英尺五英寸的推

And I found myself slammed up 我发现自己撞上了

Against the wall 靠墙

   

Why does everybody want 为什么每个人都想要

To kick my ass 踢我的屁股

I'm just trying to have a little fun 我只是想有一点乐趣

For all the ones who can't 对于所有那些谁也不能

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls 只是因为我吻的最漂亮的女孩

And I drive my truck too fast 我开着我的车速度太快

Why does everybody want 为什么每个人都想要

To kick my ass 踢我的屁股

   

Well I've never been the type 嗯，我从来没有去过的类型

To walk up and pick a fight 走起来，拿起一拼

I've always been the kind to get along 我一直是那种相处

I throw parties all the time 我把各方所有的时间

And there always on my dime 而且总是在我角钱

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn 我们喝酒，跳舞，抽烟，直到天亮

Well my style of stress relief 那么我缓解压力的方式

Sometimes disturbs the peace 有时扰乱和平

The police show up 警察现身

And cut donuts in my yard 切甜甜圈在我的院子里

And while the Zeppelin's playing loud 虽然齐柏林的大声播放

They run off my party crowd 他们跑了我党的人群

They cuff up my wrist 他们袖口了我的手腕

And throw me down so hard 扔我下来这么难

   

Why does everybody want 为什么每个人都想要

To kick my ass 踢我的屁股

I'm just trying to have a little fun 我只是想有一点乐趣

For all the ones who can't 对于所有那些谁也不能

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls 只是因为我吻的最漂亮的女孩

And I drive my truck too fast 我开着我的车速度太快

Why does everybody want 为什么每个人都想要

To kick my ass 踢我的屁股

   

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls 只是因为我吻的最漂亮的女孩

And I drive my truck too fast 我开着我的车速度太快

Why does everybody want 为什么每个人都想要

To kick my ass 踢我的屁股

   

Uh more like uh 呃更像恩

Boys play me a love song 男孩打了我一个爱的歌

Bedroom music 卧室的音乐

Ah brothers uh give me a grove 兄弟啊呃给我一个小树林

   

So look to your left 所以，看看你的左边

And uh to your right 还有啊，以你的权利

If it's somebody you don't know 如果它是一个你不知道的

Maybe it's time to introduce yourself, 也许是时候来介绍自己，

Uh maybe say 嗯，也许说

   

Senorita Senorita

Pleased to meet ya, 很高兴见到你，

Would you like some pizza 你想一些披萨

Or margarita 或玛格丽塔

   

[Spanish speech] [西班牙语演讲]

   

He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand 他跳出来，手里拿着一把吉他窗口

Said shoot me daddy I'm super man 说拍我爸爸，我超男子