Me like to go... 我喜欢去...

Down to the church... 下到教堂...

And drinks hims holy water... 和饮料霍姆斯圣水...

But I don't like it... 但我不喜欢它...

The... priest don't like it... 该...神父不喜欢它...

But me can't seem to help it. 但我似乎无法帮助它。

   

Sail away-o... away-o... 远航邻......远邻...

Me live me life free like a birdie... 我过我的生活自由像小鸟...

'cause me likes to sing... “使我喜欢唱歌...

Me likes what me do... and me can't seem to help it... 我喜欢我做什么......和我似乎无法帮助它...

   

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I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys... 我去了动物园，看到一些猴子...

Ooh ooh ooh ooh... ooh... ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... ooh... 嚯嚯嚯嚯...嚯...嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯...嚯...

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today... 我去了动物园，今天看到一些猴子...

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ... ooh... 嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯...嚯...

I saw the giraffe... but he didn't make any sounds... 我看到长颈鹿......但他没有发出任何声响......

   

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Sometimes me bad... 有时候我不好...

I forgot the words, um... oooh... 我忘了的话，嗯...哦...

We're... going on a field trip... 我们......去实地考察...

a field trip... a field trip... 实地考察...实地考察...

a field trip... a field trip... 实地考察...实地考察...

a field trip... a field trip... 实地考察...实地考察...

a field trip... a field trip... 实地考察...实地考察...

Mr. Laurie's gonna be there too... 劳里先生的要去那里太...

Mr. Harry, he drives the big van... 哈利先生，他驾驶的大货车...

   

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Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss... 有时候我不好，吃了我的牙线...

Pull him Jesus from the cross... 拉他，耶稣从十字架上...

Touch me thing... thing... 碰我的东西......事情...

Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today... 今天有人偷了我的艾米格兰特记录...

I think me turned twenty two today... 我觉得我变成22今天...

And some... body gave me a present... 而一些...身体给了我一个礼物...

And me turned twenty-two today... 和我原来22今天...

But they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell 但他们不是一样漂亮芭芭拉Mandrell

   

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And the milkman came... 和送奶工来了......

The milkman came, and he tooks him fish... 送牛奶的来了，他tooks他的鱼...

He tooks him fish, now me cryin'... me cryin'... 他tooks他的鱼，现在我哭泣......我哭泣......

Him milkman made me cry... 他送奶工让我哭...

   

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Then the mailman came... 然后，邮递员来了......

Make me peepee on the floor... 让我peepee在地板上......

Hide me sandwich in me drawers... 隐藏我的三明治我抽屉...

Uh... Hit my head against the door... 呃......打我的头撞在门...

Get something to drink... 拿东西喝...

   

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Me likes to go... 我喜欢去...

Down to the park... 下到公园...

And takes him nuts from him squirrels... 并把他的坚果从他身上松鼠...

   

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And... you know what time it is... 还有......你知道这是什么时候...

It's the closet for me... it's the closet for me... 这是衣柜里的我...这是衣柜里的我...

Him so dark me cannot see... 他太黑我看不到...

It's the closet for me... the closet for me... 这是衣柜里的我...衣柜里的我...

Mr. Harry says that will teach me... 哈利先生说，会教我...

   

No I don't wanna do the special olympics one... 不，我不想做特奥会1 ...

   

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My friend's... the seat on my toilet... [background whistling] 我的朋友......我的马桶座... [背景呼呼]

And he always seems to shout at me... [background whistling] 他似乎总是对我大喊...... [背景呼呼]

Ooh-hoo mister, don't you pee on me... 哦灏先生，难道你不撒尿在我身上......

When I'm shitting it's a totally different story... [background whistling] 当我拉屎这是一个完全不同的故事...... [背景呼呼]

Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind... [background whistling] 然后，他似乎并没有付给我心中...... [背景呼呼]

   

He's not afraid of my... fat behind... 他不是怕我了......胖子身后......

   

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And on the unfortunate occasion... 而在不幸的时刻...

When I miss the bowl and pee on him... [other singers] 当我错过了碗撒尿在他身上... [其他歌手]

Lets me off with a smile and a warning... 面带微笑，并警告让我关...

Don't do it again... [other singers] 不要再做了... [其他歌手]