An old man turned ninety-eight 一位老人转身98

He won the lottery and died the next day 他中了大奖，第二天死亡

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay 它在你的霞多丽黑飞

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late 这是一个死刑犯的赦免2分钟为时已晚

And isn't it ironic... don't you think 而且是不是很讽刺......你不觉得

   

It's like rain on your wedding day 这就像下雨你结婚的日子

It's a free ride when you've already paid 这是一个免费的午餐，当你已经支付

It's the good advice that you just didn't take 这是很好的建议，你只是没拿

Who would've thought... it figures 谁也想过......它的数字

   

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly 先生明哲保身不敢飞

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye 他收拾行李箱，亲吻他的孩子们告别

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight 他等待着他的整个该死的生活，以飞行

And as the plane crashed down he thought 而作为飞机坠毁下来，他认为

"Well isn't this nice..." “好了不漂亮......”

And isn't it ironic... don't you think 而且是不是很讽刺......你不觉得

   

It's like rain on your wedding day 这就像下雨你结婚的日子

It's a free ride when you've already paid 这是一个免费的午餐，当你已经支付

It's the good advice that you just didn't take 这是很好的建议，你只是没拿

Who would've thought... it figures 谁也想过......它的数字

   

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 以及生活对你偷偷了一个有趣的方式

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right 当你觉得一切都很好，而且一切都在朝好的方向发展

And life has a funny way of helping you out when 和生活有帮助，你出来的时候一个有趣的方式

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up 你觉得一切都出了问题，一切都炸毁

In your face 在你的脸

   

A traffic jam when you're already late 当你已经迟到了交通堵塞

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break 你的香烟突破禁止吸烟的标志

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 这就像10000匙时，你需要的是一把刀

It's meeting the man of my dreams 它满足了我梦想中的男人

And then meeting his beautiful wife 然后满足他美丽的妻子

And isn't it ironic...don't you think 而且是不是很讽刺......你不觉得

A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think... 有点太讽刺......和，是的，我真的觉得...

   

It's like rain on your wedding day 这就像下雨你结婚的日子

It's a free ride when you've already paid 这是一个免费的午餐，当你已经支付

It's the good advice that you just didn't take 这是很好的建议，你只是没拿

Who would've thought... it figures 谁也想过......它的数字

   

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 生活对你偷偷了一个有趣的方式

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out 人生有帮助你出一个有趣的，有趣的方式

Helping you out 帮助你摆脱困境