Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff 室内烟花逗你的厨房工作人员

Dusting plastic garlic plants 喷粉塑料大蒜植物

They snigger in the draught 他们暗笑草案

When you ride through the parlour 当您通过客厅骑

Wearing nothing but your armour- 穿什么，但你armour-

Playing Indoor Games. 玩室内游戏。

   

One string puppet shows amuse 一个字符串木偶戏逗

Your sycophantic friends 你说奉承话的朋友

Who cheer your rancid recipes 谁欢呼你身上的食谱

In fear they might offend, 在恐惧中，他们可能会冒犯，

Whilst you loaf on your sofa 虽然你游荡的沙发上

Sporting falsies and a toga- 运动falsies和toga-

Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games. 打室内运动会，室内运动会。

   

Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife 你的意思teetotum自旋激发你的第七个妻子

Who pats her sixty little skins 谁拍她的60小皮

And reinsures your life, 和分保险你的生活，

Whilst you sulk in your sauna 虽然你在桑拿生闷气

'Cos you lost your jigsaw corner- “因为你失去了你的拼图护角

Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games. 打室内运动会，室内运动会。

   

Each afternoon you train baboons to sing 你训练狒狒唱各的下午

Or swim in purple perspex water wings. 或游泳紫色有机玻璃水的翅膀。

Come Saturday jump hopper, chelsea brigade, 周六来跳斗，切尔西队，

High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games. 高德尔 - TRENDER它的所有室内运动会。

   

No ball bagatelle incites 无球小事鼓惑

Your children to conspire, 你的孩子凑到，

They slide across your frying pan 他们在您的煎锅滑

And fertilize your fire; 施肥，你的火;

Still you and Jones go madder 还是你和琼斯去茜草

Broken bones-broken ladder- 骨折，断梯─

Hey Ho... 哎...何