Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

So I wear my suit and tie 所以，我穿我穿西装打领带

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

With a pretty girl in mind 用一记漂亮的女孩

Well I'll take her out to dinner 嗯，我会带她出去吃晚饭

And I'll treat her real good 我就对她真正的好

I'll spend all my money on expensive food 我会花所有的钱在昂贵的食物

Show her off to all the rest of my friends 她展示了给我的朋友们都休息

I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10 我不擅长看着的，但至少她是一个10

I won't pay attention while my buddies scam 我不会留意，而我的朋友骗局

I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim 我会爱上一个很爱“ BIM

You know I am but at least she'll pretend 你知道我，但至少她会假装

 

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

And a body for brawls and fights 和身体的争吵和打架

Well if I didn't have a chicken face 那么，如果我没有一只鸡的脸

I could mack 'em down the chicks at night 我能麦克时间下来小鸡，晚上

Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me 好了，我们会在晚上外出，她会不理我

Just a little but not a lot 只是有一点，但不是很多

And she'll go flirt with the tough guys 她会去调情的硬汉

And they'll fool around with her twat 他们会四处走动与她的娘们

And for the moment that I have my back turned 而对于此刻，我有我的背转身

She's making out in the parking lot 她开出了停车场

 

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

With a lot of trust and devotion 有很多的信任和奉献

Well I wish I didn't have a chump 嗯，我希望我没有一个笨蛋

Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean 谁喜欢来传播她的腿像大海一样

But if you know I had a date 但是，如果你知道我有个约会

And she wouldn't play on me 她不会对我打球

Cowwa-cowwa bunga Cowwa - cowwa的Bunga

Yeah, man, real peachy 是啊，男人，真正的桃色

 

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会

Well I wish I had a date 嗯，我希望我有个约会