I feel so confident right now 我觉得很自信，现在

As my friends all ask me how 正如我的朋友都问我怎么了

They throw an item or utilize the drift 他们抛出一个项目或者利用漂移

My character of choice is Yoshi 我选择的角色是耀西

He's good off-road but mostly 他是很好的越野，但大多

I play him 'cause he's cute, I'll admit 我打了他，因为他很可爱，我承认

   

The race starts... and I stalled! 比赛开始...我止步不前！

I stalled the car again 我再一次陷入僵局车

I held "A" down a bit too early 我拿着“A”倒有几分太早

And all my mates are laughing 和我所有的队友都笑了

As they drive right past me 因为他们驾驶的权利过去我

And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii 在这一点上，我记得我为什么讨厌马里奥赛车Wii

   

And now I'm stuck in 12th place 现在我卡在第12位

I'm gonna lose this race 我会输掉这场比赛

Trailing in Donkey Kong's tyre tracks 尾随在金刚轮胎轨迹

So I get a power-up 所以，我得到一个电

I don't expect too much 我不奢望太多

But oh my god, Bullet Bill – now I'm back! 但是，我的上帝啊，子弹比尔 - 现在我回来了！

   

In first place in no time 在任何时候第一名

And my mates can't see why 和我的队友们不明白为什么

Nintendo would make a game that's so unfair 任天堂会做出一个游戏，就是这么不公平

They're feeling pretty angry 他们感觉很愤怒

But I'm just princess peachy 但我只是公主桃色

I'm winning, so I don't really care 我赢了，所以我真的不关心

   

But someone gets a blue shell! 但有人得到一个蓝色的外壳！

And I crash 我崩溃

The kart flips over again 卡丁车翻转一遍

Why don't they put a wall there!? 他们为什么不把墙上有！？

Nothing I could do but watch it roll into the sea 什么我可以做的，但看着它滚进大海

And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii 在这一点上，我记得我为什么讨厌马里奥赛车Wii

   

I'm still in the lead 我仍处于领先地位

But they're catching up to me 但他们赶上了我

I'll get a power-up and I'll be fine 我会得到一个电了，我会没事的

Another banana skin 另外香蕉皮

Upside-down boxes wearing thin 倒箱穿着单薄

I think I had more fun when I was behind 我觉得我有更多的乐趣，当我在后面

   

This is the only game I've played 这是我打过的唯一的游戏

Where winning just feels lame 凡获奖只是觉得跛脚

And losing is where all the fun takes place 和丢失是所有的乐趣发生

And there are no red shells for me 并且没有红色的贝壳为我

All I have is apathy 我只有冷漠

For this never-ending, three-lap funless race 对于这个永不落幕， 3圈funless比赛

   

Race ends – and I'm SECOND?! 比赛结束 - 我第二次？

I lost the race again 我又输了比赛

How did he get invincibility? 他是怎么无敌？

Fucking Waluigi stole my victory 他妈的Waluigi偷走了我的胜利

And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii 在这一点上，我记得我为什么讨厌马里奥赛车Wii

   

And everybody sings: 每个人都唱道：

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do 做这样做，这样做

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do do do-do do 这样做这样，做这样做，做什么，

Do do do, do 做这样做，这样做