Rule number one: 规则一：

Act like you don't give a fuck 像你这样的行为，不给他妈的

Here's your homework 这是你的功课

Try to get your peepee sucked 尝试让你peepee吸

   

Rule number two: 规则二：

Avoid the cafeteria 避免食堂

Bring your own lunch 带上自己的午餐

Or you'll get diarrhea 或者你会得到腹泻

   

Rule number three: 规则三：

Find your posse 找到你的波塞

Just not the crazy kids that 只是没有疯狂的孩子

Hangs underneath the crazy tree 挂了疯狂的树底下

   

Rule number four: 规则四：

No hot Cheetos 无热奇多

Looks like you're on your period 看起来你是在你的月经

Strachting your ho-ho Strachting您镐

   

High school, it's a crazy time 高中的时候，这是一个疯狂的时候

These are the ways that you stay alive 这些是你生存的方式

Listen up, cause we got some tools 听好了，因为我们有一些工具

In the form of rules 中的规则的形式

   

Rule number five: 规则号之五：

Don't join the Harry Potter club 不加入哈利·波特俱乐部

Or a jock will shove 或股癣会推

A quidditch stick up your butt 魁地奇撅你的屁股

   

Rule number six: 规则号六：

When you need to take a piss 当你需要采取小便

Don't use a stall 不要使用失速

Or they're call you a baby dick 或者他们叫你宝贝家伙

   

Rule number seven: 规则第七：

Have fashion taste, short-shorts 有时尚品位，短线空头

Will give you an under the waist sad face 会给你的腰悲伤的脸下

Oh, wait you don't know what that is 哦，等等，你不知道那是什么

It's when you're fabric of your shorts 这是当你的短裤面料

Gets caught in your pussy lips 被夹在你的阴唇

   

High school, it's a crazy time 高中的时候，这是一个疯狂的时候

These are the ways that you stay alive 这些是你生存的方式

Listen up, cause we got some tools 听好了，因为我们有一些工具

In the form of rules 中的规则的形式

   

Rule number eight: 规则数八：

Find a seat by your crush 找到座位了您的爱恋

Except in health class 除卫生类

Herpes slides will fuck that up 疱疹幻灯片将他妈的起来

   

Rule number nine: 规则第九号：

Try to fuck at a teacher 尝试他妈的在老师

Get caught, sue the school 被抓到，起诉学校

For some cheddar 对于一些切达

   

Rule number ten: 规则编号10 ：

If you're in a class you hate 如果你在一个类，你恨

Fake interested and 假的兴趣，

Make a Taylor Swift face 使泰勒·斯威夫特的脸

" [Gasp] You just blew my mind “ [喘气]你刚才吹我的心

Wow, teacher you're one of a kind." 哇，老师你是独一无二的。 “

   

High school, it's a crazy time 高中的时候，这是一个疯狂的时候

These are the ways that you stay alive 这些是你生存的方式

Listen up, cause we got some tools 听好了，因为我们有一些工具

In the form of rules 中的规则的形式

   

Break down! 分解！

   

Don't cheat off an Asian 不要骗掉亚洲

They're over-rated 他们在超过额定

Don't bring ethnic food to class 不要把民族食品类

Or you'll be hated 或者，你会恨

   

Duct tape wallets are disgusting 管带钱包真恶心

And they attract stray pubes 他们吸引流浪阴毛

If you like a girl 如果你喜欢一个女孩

Don't ever call her "dude." 永远不要称呼她为“花花公子”。

   

Having lunch with a teacher 吃午饭了老师

Is super creepy 超级令人毛骨悚然

Dressing like an Anime character 穿得像一个动漫角色

Is also creepy 也让人毛骨悚然

   

Cleaning your braces in public 清洁你的牙套公开

Is really gross 真毛

And lastly 而最后

Just remember this quote 只要记住这句话

   

High school, it's a crazy time 高中的时候，这是一个疯狂的时候

These are the ways that you stay alive 这些是你生存的方式

So don't give up cause it's just four years 所以，不要放弃的原因，而是只用了四年

Then it disappears 然后，它会消失