Do you guys have fake IDs? 难道你们有假身份证？

[crowd cheers] [众人的欢呼声]

Yeah, you gotta have fake ids man... 是啊，你总得有假身份证的人...

You know, i'm not gonna narc you or anything...i'm not like 21 Jump Street you know 你知道，我不会NARC你还是什么...我不喜欢跳街21号你知道

"C'mon, hey. You told me - in the audience - you said you had a fake id, now talk to this officer." “来吧，嘿嘿你告诉我 - 在观众 - 你说你有一个假身份证，现在谈论这个官。 ”

You gotta have a fake id man, its the most fun cool thing that you could ever 你得有一个假身份证的人，其最好玩很酷的事情，你可能永远

have in college because you're a totally different person, for one night. I 在大学，因为你是一个完全不同的人，一晚。 í

mean, if you chalk it or if you get, like, one that looks nothing like you its 意思是说，如果你是粉笔，或者如果你得到一样，一个看起来一点都不像你了

more fun. And you can never ask your friends if its cool because they just 更有趣。你也可以不问你的朋友，如果它很酷，因为他们只是

want to drink, so they'll just tell you its cool like 想喝酒，所以他们就会告诉你它的酷样

"Let me see that, i'll tell you if its cool. Oh yeah, you got a good one, you “让我看看，我会告诉你，如果它的凉爽。哦，是的，你有一个很好的，你

got a GOOD one, you got a good one. Yeah, this'll work. This is gonna work. 有一个很好的，你有一个好。是啊，这会工作。这是要去工作。

Uh huh, yeah, this one's gonna work. Just trust me, wear the turban. Put on 嗯，是的，这其中的要去工作。只要相信我，戴头巾。穿

the turban, it'll work, trust me. Don't be a pussy, its really good..." 头巾，它会工作，相信我。不要一猫，它真的很不错......“