Some girl named Sally walked up 有人叫莎莉的女孩迎上

and asked me 问我

"What's the story?" “什么故事？ ”

   

I said it's something with inning 我说的东西有局

beginning and a plot 开始，阴谋

and she said "No!" 她说： “不！”

"I know you know!" “我知道你知道了！”

"And you know that I know you know!" “你知道我知道你知道！ ”

and I said "What?" 我说： “什么？”

and she took the shot 她把拍摄

   

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩

with the right hook 与右曲球

straight out of Rocky 直出洛基

Tyson's got nothing 泰森的什么都没有

or maybe she got lucky 也许她真的很幸运

either way you lived that day 无论哪种方式，你住的那一天

a thousand times 一千倍

in my aching head 在我的头有点痛

   

But my dad said 不过，我爸说

"Never hit a girl" “不要打了一个女孩”

"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass" “如果你做的话，我会呐喊你的屁股”

how proud he'd be 他怎么骄傲会成为

if he'd seen me the day 如果他那天看到了我

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩

   

I never even saw it coming 我从来没有看到它的到来

hey, does someone have 哎，没有一个人有

an aspirin 阿司匹林

was I caught looking up her skirt 被我赶上了看她的裙子

or was it someone that I did? 抑或是有人说我这样做？

   

And I said 我说

   

Wait! 等待！

   

Not in the face! 没有在脸上！

   

And then she punched me in the face 然后她冲我的脸

and kicked my nuts 并踢我的坚果

I think she hates my guts 我认为她讨厌我的胆量

   

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩

with the right hook 与右曲球

straight out of Rocky 直出洛基

Tyson's got nothing 泰森的什么都没有

or maybe she got lucky 也许她真的很幸运

either way you lived that day 无论哪种方式，你住的那一天

a thousand times 一千倍

in my aching head 在我的头有点痛

   

You know I never lived it down 你知道我从来没有住下来

and I feel like such a... 我觉得像这样的...

fool 傻瓜

as I lay there on the ground 当我躺在那里地面上

it was hard to keep it cool 这是很难保持冷静

   

But my dad said 不过，我爸说

"Never hit a girl" “不要打了一个女孩”

"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass" “如果你做的话，我会呐喊你的屁股”

how proud he'd be 他怎么骄傲会成为

if he'd seen me the day 如果他那天看到了我

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩

got beat up by a girl 击败了由一个女孩

   

And then one day 后来有一天，

Junior High 初中

in the corner of a cafeteria 在食堂的角落

listening to a stereo 听立体声

on a walk 散步

then munching on some rasin blend 然后大嚼一些葡萄干混合

was the Girl that kicked my butt 是踢我的屁股的女孩

all the way to Pizza Hut 一路必胜客

at least that's how she put it way back in 至少这是她怎么把它早在

   

I said 我说

hello 你好

   

She said 她说，

F O! F 3 O ！

   

I said "Let's put this in the past" 我说：“让我们把这个过去”

and then she whooped my ass 然后她直喊我的屁股

again 再

   

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩

with the right hook 与右曲球

straight out of Rocky 直出洛基

Tyson's got nothing 泰森的什么都没有

or maybe she got lucky 也许她真的很幸运

either way you lived that day 无论哪种方式，你住的那一天

a thousand times 一千倍

in my aching head 在我的头有点痛

   

You know I never lived it down 你知道我从来没有住下来

and I feel like such a... 我觉得像这样的...

fool 傻瓜

as I lay there on the ground 当我躺在那里地面上

it was hard to look cool 这是很难看起来很酷

   

But my dad said 不过，我爸说

"Never hit a girl" “不要打了一个女孩”

"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass" “如果你做的话，我会呐喊你的屁股”

how proud he'd be 他怎么骄傲会成为

if he'd seen me the day 如果他那天看到了我

I got beat up by a girl 我被打了一个女孩