"Hello? " “喂？ ”

"Hello, Six, what ya doin'? " “喂，六，什么亚干什么？ ”

"Oh, just Facebook man" “哦，只是Facebook的人”

Yeah, right, what ya doin' tonight? " 是啊，没错，什么亚干什么今晚？ “

"Just Facebook man" “只是Facebook的人”

"Um, so, should come out Saturday, it's gonna be sick" “嗯，是这样，应该站出来星期六，这会是病了”

"Nah, I got plans ay" “不，我有计划AY ”

"Yeah, ah, what are you doing? " “是啊，你在干什么？ ”

"Just probably Facebook man" “只是大概的Facebook的人”

"Hahahahahahaha" “ Hahahahahahaha ”

   

Yo' I'm a mother fucking Facebook fiend, fuck myspace it's FB 哟，我是一个母亲他妈的Facebook的恶魔，他妈的MySpace的是FB

So if you want someone to talk to, befriend me 所以，如果你想要找人倾诉，我交好

Yo' I got 4000 friends but I'm out for more 哟，我得到了4000的朋友，但我出更多的

And I won't stop until I get another 1000 more 我不会停止，直到我得到一次1000多

   

I deleted one girl she had a duckface 我删除了一个女孩，她有一个duckface

And this awkward lean that made me wanna smash and chuck plates 而这种尴尬的瘦，让我想打烂夹盘

I had to block this angry nutcase (Why?) 我必须阻止这种愤怒的疯子（为什么？）

That's because your status updates are whack as fuck mate 那是因为你的状态更新都乱作一团的队友他妈的

   

Why you do that tag? 为什么你这样做标记？

If you tag me in a pic' that ain't mine then I'll remove that tag, gone 如果您在PIC “这不是我的标记我，然后我会删除该标记，走了

If you know people to add, go and SMS them 如果你认识的人增加，去和他们短信

Cause I find this is the best way to get attention 因为我觉得这是为了引起别人的注意的最好办法

   

I don't care about the clubs and events your sending 我不关心俱乐部和事件的发送

I just care about the friends that you're recommending 我只是关心朋友说你推荐

Yo' I wanna sit there all day friend requestin' 哟，我想整天坐在那里的朋友requestin “

And if they ask why I'll blame it on my friend suggestions 如果他们问为什么，我会责怪我的朋友的建议

   

"Dear Veronica, “亲爱的婆婆，

Thank you for accepting my add 感谢您接受我的地址

No, I don't know you, but you look pretty cute ay 不，我不认识你，但你看起来很可爱AY

If you're from Melbourne I was just wondering if you would like to get together and have a lime milkshake with me one time. 如果你是从墨尔本我只是想知道，如果你想走到一起，并有石灰奶昔我一次。

Cheers babe" 干杯宝贝“

   

Yo' I know there's others out there who wanna co-sign this 哟，我知道有其他人在那里谁想要共同签署本

Now we lucky that we got it on our mobiles, sick 现在，我们很幸运，我们得到了它在我们的手机，病

You can see me in some pictures but I don't smile bitch 你可以看到我在一些照片，但我不笑的婊子

And I always give the finger in my profile pics, yeah 而我总是把手指放在我的个人资料照片，耶

   

And that's a fact unless I'm taking an ab shot, 而这是一个事实，除非我带的AB出手，

And I'm a screamer, I'm always writing in caps lock 我就是一个尖叫，我总是写大写锁定

And I'm a nerd in real life but I'm thuggin' on my laptop 而我在现实生活中是个书呆子，但我般的暴徒“我的笔记本电脑

So if you wanna fight I got my gack cocked 所以，如果你想打我得到了我GACK翘起

   

I've got pictures of the bling that I wanna score 我已经得到了金光闪闪的照片，我想得分

And I've got pictures of the rims on my Commodore 我已经得到了轮辋的照片在我的Commodore

Fuck with me and you will see your funeral plan 他妈的我，你会看到你的葬礼计划

Check my arms out, Times Roman Numeral tat 检查我的双臂，时代罗马数字达

   

When it comes to hair I only got tips 说到头发，我只得到了提示

I got them done in year 8 and they've been blonde since 我让他们在今年8做，因为他们已经被金发

I know you wanna be motivational yo' 我知道你想成为励志哟

But fuck you and your inspirational quotes bitch 但是，他妈的你和你的励志名言婊子

   

"Hey babe, I'm selfish, impatient, a little insecure, I make mistakes “嘿，宝贝，我很自私，急躁，有点不安全，我犯错

I'm out of control and at times hard to handle 我失去了控制，有时难以处理

But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." 但是，如果你不能够在我最糟糕的处理我，那你肯定是地狱没有在我最好的值得我了。 “

Get fucked, I do not agree. Hahahaha 去死，我不同意。哈哈哈哈

   

Yo', to all my friends out there yo' I'd like you to know this 哟，我所有的朋友在那里哟，我想你知道这

Whether online or offline I don't like to be poked kids 无论是在线还是离线，我不喜欢被戳到孩子

But now I'm searching just to find me a hoe 但现在我在寻找只是为了找我锄头

But you ain't Kylie Minogue so why you strikin' a pose? 但你是不是凯莉·米洛，为什么你strikin 的姿势？

   

Shit, she's hot I wanna date that chick 妈的，她是热的，我想要最新的小鸡

But she got emo statuses I fucking hate that shit 但她得到了情绪状态í他妈的讨厌的狗屎

And let's be honest that's a dumb look, thank you 而且说实话，这是一个愚蠢的样子，谢谢

And all your pics are taken from an upwards angle 和所有的图片都是从向上的角度拍摄

   

Listen, if we can tell you got a huge head now 听着，如果我们能告诉你有一个巨大的头，现在

Any time you meet a guy then it's a huge let down 任何时候你遇到一个人，然后这是一个巨大的失望

Your hiding and you'll find that your lying while denying it 你躲，你会发现你说谎时否认

As well I can tell, so your lying to yourself 同时我也知道，所以你对自己说谎

   

Yo' I know you like to upload pics 哟，我知道你喜欢上传照片

But we wanna see you smiling from the front though bitch 但我们想看到你从前面虽然母狗微笑

If there's one thing I learn off Myspace 如果有一件事我学到了MySpace的

It's to never have a blind date with a girl who always likes to hide her face 这是永远不会有一个相亲与一个女孩谁总是喜欢躲在她的脸

   

"Excuse me, are you Matt? " “对不起，你是马特？ ”

"Um, nup, nah, not me babe" “嗯， NUP ，不，不是我宝贝”