someone please save us, us college kids! 有人请救救我们，我们的大学生们！

what my parents told me is what i did 什么我的父母告诉我，是我做的

they said go to school and be a college kid 他们说去上学，是一个大学的孩子

but in the end i question why i did 但在最后，我问我为什么

   

i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend 我穷，我饿了，我是身无分文，我有没有现金花

sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band 卖掉我所有的书前排门票，大卫马修乐团

my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her 我女朋友的另一所学校，我知道今年将测试她

i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester 我打电话，发现她有其他三个男朋友的最后一个学期

   

and that's why i say 这就是为什么我说

oh no! not for me, not for me 哦，不！不适合我，不适合我

call it torture, call it university 称之为折磨，称之为大学

no! arts and crafts is all i need 不！工艺美术是我需要的

i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree 我会拿书，然后我会成为一个假学历

   

80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned 80大后，我发现，所有这些我都学会了

is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms 是，你应该出现把你的总决赛，你的期中考试

the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted 晚会现场是有点意思的，我认为这是病态和扭曲

the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted 海军出现在我的宿舍，并声称，我应征入伍

   

and that's why i say 这就是为什么我说

oh no! not for me, not for me 哦，不！不适合我，不适合我

call it torture, call it university 称之为折磨，称之为大学

no! arts and crafts is all i need 不！工艺美术是我需要的

i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree 我会拿书，然后我会成为一个假学历

   

don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see 不要激动。她会说“不”毫无疑问，你看

and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me 我已经决定大学女生是不会跟我出去

they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard 他们让我紧张，他们总是抓住我把我的后卫

like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard 像手机服务要退学原因的大学太硬

   

it's time to call my father 是时候叫我爸爸

cause it's his alma mater 因为这是他的母校

good grades aren't what they seem 好成绩并不像它看上去那样

i think he knows the dean 我想他知道院长

it's time to call my father 是时候叫我爸爸

cause it's his alma mater 因为这是他的母校

he says he's proud of me 他说他是我的骄傲

but college always was his dream 但大学一直是他的梦想

and i would always say it's not for me 我总是说，这不是我的

   

oh no! not for me, not for me 哦，不！不适合我，不适合我

call it torture, call it university 称之为折磨，称之为大学

no! arts and crafts is all i need 不！工艺美术是我需要的

i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree 我会拿书，然后我会成为一个假学历

   

someone please save us, us college kids! 有人请救救我们，我们的大学生们！

what my parents told me is what i did 什么我的父母告诉我，是我做的

they said go to school and be a college kid 他们说去上学，是一个大学的孩子

but in the end i question why i did 但在最后，我问我为什么

   

do what will make you happy 做什么会令你快乐

do what you feel is right 做你的感觉是正确的

only but one thing matters 但只有一件事事宜

learn how to live your life 学习如何度过你的一生

   

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(phi, beta, delta, cappa （ PHI， β，δ ， CAPPA

someone please save us, us college kids! 有人请救救我们，我们的大学生们！

what my parents told me is what i did 什么我的父母告诉我，是我做的

they said go to school and be a college kid 他们说去上学，是一个大学的孩子

but in the end i question why i did) 但在最后，我问我为什么）

   

do what will make God happy 做什么会令上帝满意

do what you feel is right 做你的感觉是正确的

only but one thing matters 但只有一件事事宜

learn how to live your life 学习如何度过你的一生