[Funnyman as Santa Claus] [喜剧演员圣诞老人]

[Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] [临屋生产者和查理场景]

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

It's Christmas in Hollywood 它是圣诞节的好莱坞

Santa's back up in the hood 圣诞老人的备份在引擎盖

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck 所以我见面在槲寄生让我们他妈的

It's Hanukah in Inglewood 这是光明节在Inglewood

the dreidel's spinning in the hood 在引擎盖的Dreidel给的纺

so meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk 所以我见面的灯台，让我们一醉方休

   

[Charlie Scene and J-dog] [查理场景和J-狗]

J J J Just a little story about last Christmas Ĵ Ĵ Ĵ刚想过去的圣诞节小故事

About some bad kids who were full of wishes 关于一些不好的孩子谁充满祝福的

We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving 我们给了一些礼物，然后我们给了一些爱心

The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin 怪异的那种爱，你给你的表弟

Little Timmy stole from 7-11 小提米从7-11偷

So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens 所以我们停止了他的房子，一对7

We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin 我们在他的房间里有一些纨绔子弟名为凯文喝

But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents 但是，仍然有一些不好的孩子谁值得一些礼物

Zack got caught with a bottle of jack 扎克被抓住了一瓶插孔

So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack 因此，我们溜进了他的烟囱有18包

He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack 他没有留下Cookie，但我们需要一个小吃

So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! 因此，我们采取了啤酒回来，我性交他的屁股！

It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask 这是查理的场景在我的瓶中有蛋酒

The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped 假期回来和我所有的礼物都包裹

Like oh my god is that saint nick 喜欢哦，我的上帝是圣人尼克

Kids give me your list like it's the 25th 孩子们给我你的列表中，喜欢它的第25个

Been accused of being a bad kid 被指责为坏小子

But I get presents as is 但我得到的礼物是

Cause Mrs. Clause just Myspaced me 因为太太条款只是Myspaced我

I blew off a date on Christmas eve. 我吹了在平安夜的日期。

So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice 因此，我不，如果你乖不乖给他妈的

You might still get a Rolly and a game device 你可能仍然获得了Rolly的和游戏设备

So write your list and never have no fear 所以写你的清单，从来没有恐惧

Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! 有好莱坞圣诞和亡灵新的一年!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!! 他妈的是啊！

   

[The Server and Da Kurlzz] [服务器和大Kurlzz ]

I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. 我要为它为你的男孩和女孩。

good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz. 好孩子，坏的甚至达Kurlzz 。

we were chilling at home and decking the halls. 我们打发在家里，铺面殿堂。

so I checked my phone and Santa had called. 所以我检查了我的手机和Santa呼吁。

he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. 他说他会在四分之一由摆动到十二个。

he said that his jolly ass needed some help. 他说，他的快乐的屁股需要一些帮助。

he said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life. 他说，圣诞节是不是一个帮派，但生活的一种方式。

"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!" “如果你引导我的雪橇，我就让你他妈的我的妻子！ ”

so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, 所以我们跳进他的雪橇，并开始叮当，

funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle. 比他妈的，你可以问问克里斯林果有趣。

so we all took flight but something was fishy. 所以我们都采取了飞行，但有一些可疑。

he asked for road head and started to kiss me. 他问路头，并开始吻我。

underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows. 他的西装下的只是一堆枕头。

instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's. 而不是袋子的礼物，他有袋假阳具的。

I pulled down his beard and it was a monster. 我拉了他的胡子，这是一个怪物。

it wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor! 这不是圣尼克，这是一个他妈的骗子！

when we found out he started to pout. 当我们发现他开始板着脸。

I took my bandanna and I choked him out. 我把我的手帕，我呛他。

I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth. 我拉过他的胡子和我性交他的嘴。

hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south. 喜抬高他的雪橇和南下了。

I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest, 我有很多野生的夜晚，但今晚是最疯狂的，

met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest. 遇到了很多杰夫的，但是这一次是shadiest 。

when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch. 当涉及到欢呼的贱人à圣诞怪杰。

so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!! 所以，如果你不喜欢圣诞节你他妈的婊子！