This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO 这是西摩·施瓦茨汇报了WJOO

I'm outside the residence of Michael Jackson 我是迈克尔·杰克逊的住所外

All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house. 所有这些meshuganas扔鲜花在他家。

And what's the big deal? 这有什么大不了的？

He used to be a handsome black man 他曾经是个英俊的黑人男子

Now he looks like a holocaust survivor 现在，他看起来像一个大屠杀幸存者

   

Celebrities been dying everyday 名人已经奄奄一息的日常

I think it started with the death of Michael Jackson 我认为它开始与迈克尔·杰克逊之死

Then that Charlie's Angel, 随后查理的天使，

than Billy Mays 比比利梅斯

   

He's in all those commercials, 他在所有的广告，

his sales have doubled since he died, 他的销量增加了一倍，因为他死了，

I'd like to offer some advice 我想提供一些建议

   

You washed up celebs, 你冲上明星，

you'll have your comeback when you die 你有你复出时，你死了

That's why I'm thinking... 这就是为什么我在想...

   

Celebrities, 名人，

should commit suicide, yeah! 要自杀，是啊！

Take your own life, 把你自己的生活，

you'll be a legend just like Biggie, 你会像什么大不了的传奇人物，

or his buddy, 2Pac, man 还是他的好友， 2Pac的，人

Biggie, and 2Pac are, 大不了，和2Pac的是，

the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop 嘻哈的帕特里克Swayzes

   

You should just blow your head off, 你应该把你的脑袋了，

like Kurt Cobain, 像库尔特科班，

or that guy, JFK, 还是那家伙，肯尼迪，

they shot his ass in the face 他们枪杀了他的屁股在脸上

   

My autopsy's, 我尸体解剖的，

sceduled for next friday sceduled为下周五

Look at the slaes 看slaes

We selling Bernie Mac 我们卖伯尼麦克

   

Hi, kids 嗨，孩子们

My name is Michael 我的名字是迈克尔·

Never had a childhood (cookies) 从未有过的童年（饼干）

too busy working 工作太忙

I could sing like I found Jesus 我喜欢唱歌，我发现耶稣

hey there, kids! 嘿，孩子们！

Have you seen my penis? 你有没有看到我的阴茎？

Come here, blanket 来到这里，毛毯

Let me spank it 让我一巴掌就

Without kids, we'd be extinct 如果没有孩子，我们就已经灭绝

I could buy anything, 我可以买任何东西，

I bought the Beatles 我买的是甲壳虫乐队

I need needles to put me to sleep 我需要针来好睡

I'm home alone! 我一个人在家！

Oh no, I'm scared 哦，不，我很害怕

Macaulay, come over and hold me 麦考利，过来抱我

here, come ride my ferris whee 在这里，过来坐我的摩天whee

Milk and cookies (cookies) 牛奶和饼干（饼干）

I have a chimp named Bubbles 我有一个名为黑猩猩泡泡

he likes to cuddle, 他喜欢拥抱，

and never says no 永不说不

   

National Many Boy, 全国许多男孩，

Love Asscociation 爱Asscociation

said they are sad, 说他们是可悲的，

about the death of Michael Jackson 关于迈克尔·杰克逊之死

Now he's deader than disco 现在，他deader比迪斯科

Most them pedophiles, 他们大多数恋童癖者，

just go and work for the UN 随便去对联合国工作

   

You should just blow your head off, 你应该把你的脑袋了，

like Kurt Cobain, 像库尔特科班，

or that guy MLK, 还是那家伙MLK ，

killed by the white government 由白人政府杀害

   

My autopsy's sceduled for next friday 我尸检的sceduled为下周五

Look at the sales 看销售

We sellin' Patrick Swayze 我们出卖帕特里克·斯韦兹

   

Stephanie Tanner diappeared 斯蒂芬妮·坦纳diappeared

and then she was like, 然后她很喜欢，

"Hey, I quit moking meth and no one cares" “嘿，我不干moking甲基无人问津”

that's why I'm thinkin'... 这就是为什么我在想 ...

   

Celebrities, 名人，

should commit suicide, yeah! 要自杀，是啊！

take your own life 把你自己的生活

You'll be a legend just like Biggie 你会成为像大不了一个传说

or his buddy Tupac, man 还是他的好友托派，人

Tupac and Biggy, 图帕克和Biggy ，

are the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop 是嘻哈的帕特里克Swayzes

   

You should just blow your head off, 你应该把你的脑袋了，

like Kurt Cobain, 像库尔特科班，

or that guy JFK, 还是那家伙肯尼迪，

they shot his ass in the head 他们枪杀了他的屁股在头上

   

My autopsy's, 我尸体解剖的，

sceduled for next friday sceduled为下周五

look at the sales 看的销售

We sellin' Bernie Mac 我们出卖伯尼麦克

   

How rude! 如何无礼！