It always happens in coffee shops 它总是发生在咖啡馆

And I'm always hungover when someone wants to talk 而我，当有人要说话总是很难受

And don't get me wrong, I like talking when it's a healthy back-and-forth exchange 而且不要误会我的意思，我喜欢说话的时候它是一个健康的背部和往复交换

But some people always wanna lecture me and try to make me change 但有些人总想教训我，试图让我改变

He says 'You are a mystery, aren't you' 他说， “你是一个谜，不是吗

And considering he hasn't shut up long enough for me to string two words together 而且考虑到他还没有闭嘴了足够长的时间对我来说，串两个词合

Yes that's me, Miss Mystery 是的，这就是我，小姐之谜

And he's quiet for a time 他很安静，一时间

And I think that might be a good sign 我认为这可能是一个好兆头

Til there's a glint in his eye and I realise he's just making more sentences in his mind 直到有一个在他的眼睛里闪着光，我知道他只是让更多的句子在他的脑海

And here it comes, and there's nothing I can do 在这里，它来了，还有什么我可以做的

I take a sip, I take a breath 我带了一口，我喘口气

He licks his lips and he's opening his mouth, and it's: 他舔了舔嘴唇，他打开他的嘴，它是：

   

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Like a steamtrain 像steamtrain

Like an onslaught 像猛攻

Like a machine gun loaded with your opinions but it's incoherent ammunition and your words aren't very wounding weapons when they're inflicted on me 像机枪装载你的意见，但它是不连贯的弹药，你的话是不是很伤人的武器时，他们对我正在造成

And I know you mean well 我知道你是好意

With your deep wells of advice 随着咨询的深水井

And your buckets of swelled self-righteousness 和你的膨胀自以为是桶

Hell, you're just trying to be nice 该死的，你只是想对我好

And you're nice, but you state your views like they are facts of life 和你很好，但你说出你的看法一样，他们是生活的事实

And I hate that, and I tell you 我恨，我告诉你，

And I brace myself for the reply, it's gonna be: 我稳住自己的答复，这会是：

   

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Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

blah blah dog diggity blah 等等等等狗自由？胡说

   

He says, 'You never were much of a talker' 他说， “你永远不会是太大的讲话者”

Well this isn't talking 嗯，这就是不说话

This is being cornered 这是被逼得走投无路

I'm being cornered by you 我被逼得走投无路了，你

And I can't get away 我无法自拔

From this table for two 从这两个表

in the corner of this bright corner cafe 在这个明亮的角落咖啡厅的角落

And didn't we have this same conversation last week? 并没有我们这个上周相同的谈话？

It's not that I don't like you - I just wish you wouldn't speak: 这并不是说我不喜欢你 - 我只是希望你不要说话了：

   

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I see he's made a list 我看他做了一个列表

Of pressing topics of discussion 讨论的紧迫课题

Competing with the clanking coffee cup percussion 随着叮当作响的咖啡杯敲击竞

And I guess we'll start with number one 我想我们将开始与头号

On the first A4 page 在第一页的A4

Past the setting of the sun 过去太阳的设置

And the pouring of the lattes 的拿铁和浇注

And here it comes, it's coming and there's nothing anyone can do 在这里，它来了，它的到来，并没有什么人都可以做

I take a sip 我带了一口

I grip the chair í紧握椅子

He opens his big, wet slippery mouth: 他打开他的大，湿滑的嘴：

   

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Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

blah blah dog diggity blah 等等等等狗自由？胡说