厕所

This is the only autobiography that I will ever write and God, Im writing it on toilet paper.

这是我写的自传，我把它写在了厕所纸上。

Not to inherit by right of primogeniture, gavelkind or borough English, or possess in perpetuity an extensive demesne of a sufficient number of acres, roods and perches, statute land measure (valuation 42 pounds), of grazing turbary surrounding a baronial hall with gatelodge and carriage drive nor, on the other hand, a terracehouse or semidetached villa, described as Rus in Urbe or Qui si sana , but to purchase by private treaty in fee simple a thatched bungalowshaped 2 storey dwellinghouse of southerly aspect, surmounted by vane and lightning conductor, connected with the earth, with porch covered by parasitic plants, halldoor, olive green, with smart carriage finish and neat doorbrasses, stucco front with gilt tracery at eaves and gable, rising, if possible, upon a gentle eminence with agreeable prospect from balcony with stone pillar parapet over unoccupied and unoccupyable interjacent pastures and standing in 5 or 6 acres of its own ground, at such a distance from the nearest public thoroughfare as to render its houselights visible at night above and through a quickset hornbeam hedge of topiary cutting, situate at a given point not less than 1 statute mile from the periphery of the metropolis, within a time limit of not more than 15 minutes from tram or train line (e.g., Dundrum, south, or Sutton, north, both localities equally reported by trial to resemble the terrestrial poles in being favourable climates for phthisical subjects), the premises to be held under feefarm grant, lease 999 years, the messuage to consist of 1 drawingroom with baywindow (2 lancets), thermometer affixed, 1 sittingroom, 4 bedrooms, 2 servants' rooms, tiled kitchen with close range and scullery, lounge hall fitted with linen wallpresses, fumed oak sectional bookcase containing the Encyclopaedia Britannica and New Century Dictionary, transverse obsolete medieval and oriental weapons, dinner gong, alabaster lamp, bowl pendant, vulcanite automatic telephone receiver with adjacent directory, handtufted Axminster carpet with cream ground and trellis border, loo table with pillar and claw legs, hearth with massive firebrasses and ormolu mantel chronometer clock, guaranteed timekeeper with cathedral chime, barometer with hygrographic chart, comfortable lounge settees and corner fitments, upholstered in ruby plush with good springing and sunk centre, three banner Japanese screen and cuspidors (club style, rich winecoloured leather, gloss renewable with a minimum of labour by use of linseed oil and vinegar) and pyramidically prismatic central chandelier lustre, bentwood perch with fingertame parrot, embossed mural paper at 10/- per dozen with transverse swags of carmine floral design and top crown frieze, staircase, three continuous flights at successive right angles, of varnished cleargrained oak, treads and risers, newel, balusters and handrail, with steppedup panel dado, dressed with camphorated wax: bathroom, hot and cold supply, reclining and shower: water closet on mezzanine provided with opaque singlepane oblong window, tipup seat, bracket lamp, brass tierod and brace, armrests, footstool and artistic oleograph on inner face of door: ditto, plain: servants' apartments with separate sanitary and hygienic necessaries for cook, general and betweenmaid salary, rising by biennial unearned increments of 2 pounds, with comprehensive fidelity insurance, annual bonus (1 pound and retiring allowance (based on the 65 system) after 30 years' service, pantry, buttery, larder, refrigerator, outoffices, coal and wood cellarage with winebin for distinguished guests, if entertained to dinner, carbon monoxide gas supply throughout.

505他并不想根据长子继承制、男子平分继承制或末子继承制，把那幢有着门房和马车道的男爵宅邪及其周围那一大片辽阔的英亩、路得和平方杆法定土地面积单位，（估价为四十二英镑的泥炭质牧场地，或者那座被描述为"都会中的田园"或"健康庄"的有阳台的房子或一侧与邻屋相接的别墅，继承下来并永久占有。他只巴望根据私人合同购买一所继承人身分不受限制的不动产：要坐北朝南的一座草屋顶、有凉台的双层住宅，房顶上装起风向标以及与地面相接的避雷针，门廊上要爬满寄生植物，橄榄绿色的正门最后一道工序漆得漂漂亮亮，赛得过马车。门上有着精巧的黄铜装饰。房屋正面是灰泥墁的，屋檐和山墙涂着金色网眼花纹。尽可能让房子耸立在坡度不大的高台上，从那圈着石柱栏杆的阳台上，隔着现在空着、将来也不得占用的牧场地，可以聎望四周的一片好景致。单是自己的庭园，就有五、六英亩之谱。它与最近的公路的距离适度：夜晚从修剪得整整齐齐的鹅耳枥树篱上端和缝隙间，可以瞥见室内的灯光，从首都边界的任何地点丈量，与这所房子相距至少也有法定一英里。不出十五分钟就可以轰电车或火车铁道沿线。（例如往南去登德鲁姆或往北去萨顿，就像是南北两极。经过验证，据说这两处气候都适合肺结核患者。）凭着继承人身分不受限制的不动产转让证拥有房屋和地基，租借期限为九百九十九年。宅邸里包括一间有着凸窗的客厅，一间起居室，四间卧室，两间仆役室。砌了瓷砖的厨房里还安装了多用途的铁灶和洗涤台，休息厅里备有放亚麻布床单衬衫用的壁橱，分成几层的氨熏橡木书柜，放着《大英百科全书》和《新世纪辞典），横陈着一把把中世纪或东洋的古老刀剑；还有通知开饭的锣，雪花石膏做的灯，悬垂着的饰钵，附有电话号码簿的胶木自动电话听筒；手织的阿克斯明斯特地毯，是奶油色质地，周围镶着棋盘图案。有着兽爪形柱脚的牌桌。壁炉装着大型黄铜格栅，炉台上摆着精密的镀金计时表，准确无误地发出大教堂那样的钟声，附有湿度计的晴雨表，蒙着鲜红色长毛绒面子、装着上等弹簧、中心部位富于弹性的舒适的长靠椅和放在角落里的备用椅，日本式三扇屏风，痰盂（俱乐部里摆的那种，用深紫红色皮革制成，只要用亚麻子油和醋一擦，不费吹灰之力就能发出光泽，焕然一新。）室中央悬挂一盏金字塔式枝形吊灯，射出灿烂的光辉。一截弯木上栖着一只驯顺得能停在手指上的鹦鹉，墙上糊着每打价为十先令的压花壁纸，印着胭脂红色垂花横纹图案，顶端是带状装饰；一连三段栎木楼梯，接连两次拐成直角，都用清漆涂出清晰的木纹，梯级、登板、起柱、栏杆和扶手，一律用护板来加固并涂上含樟脑的蜡；浴室里有冷热水管，盆汤、淋浴，设备俱全。位于平台上的厕所里，长方形窗子上嵌着一块毛玻璃，带盖的坐式抽水马桶，壁灯，黄铜拉链和把手，两侧各放着凭肘几和脚凳，门内侧还挂有艺术气息浓厚的油画式石版画。另外还有一间普通的厕所；厨师、打杂的女仆和兼做些细活的女佣的下房里也分别装有保健卫生设备（仆役的工钱每两年递增两英镑，并根据一般忠诚勤劳保险，每年年底发奖金一英镑，对工龄满三十年者，按照六十五岁退职的规定，发退职金）；餐具室、配膳室、食品库、冷藏库、主楼外的厨房及贮藏室等、堆煤柴用的地窨子里还有个葡萄酒窖（不起泡、亮光闪闪的葡萄酒），这是为宴请贵宾吃正餐时预备的。对整座楼房都供应一氧化碳瓦斯。

"The place was a slum," declared Shankly in those assertive Ayrshire tones that delivered so many of football's deathless quotes and launched a thousand quips."Parts of the ground were dilapidated and crumbling. We even had to pipe in water from Oakfield Road to flush the toilets, at a cost of ￡3,000. I could have bought a player for that!"

"这个地方太不堪了，"香克利带着百分之百的苏格兰埃尔郡口音，而正是这把嗓子，妙语连珠，还带来了成千上万的足坛名言，"球场有些地方破破烂烂，摇摇欲坠，我们甚至要从奥克菲尔德抽水冲厕所，这可要花掉我们三千英镑啊，这笔钱够我买个球员了还！"

How to: stop the baby from crying, change a diaper, have a social life once the baby is born, stop a temper tantrum, throw your baby s first birthday party, get your baby to sleep, feed your baby, wean your baby, breastfeed your baby, transport a stroller, stop the baby from sucking his/her thumb, bathe the baby, cut the baby s hair, clip the baby s nails, bond with the baby, make the baby laugh, potty train the baby, have some peace and quiet.

如何：停止从婴儿哭泣，改变一个尿布，有一个社会生活中，一旦婴儿出生，停止一发脾气，发脾气，丢您的宝宝第一次生日派对，让您的宝宝睡觉，饲料您的宝宝，您的宝宝断奶，母乳喂养您的宝宝，运输推车，婴儿停止吸吮，从他/她的拇指，洗澡，婴儿，减少婴儿s头发，剪辑婴儿s钉子，债券与婴儿，使婴儿的笑，上厕所的列车婴儿，有一些和平与安静。

Bedroom door: Bedroom entrance door cannot is opposite continuously backstairs, prevent gas of its damp and hot and bedroom door to flow relatively; The door cannot is opposite between Wei Yu , diffuse because the ammonia of the hydrosphere after bath and toilet is extremely angry easily to bedchamber in, and the cloth that enrages for moisture absorption more again in bedchamber is tasted, will make an environment more damp; Bedroom door is unfavorable be opposite the door of storeroom, storeroom shelters evil people and practices much vital energy having mold, easily; Bedroom door also do not answer two two-phase are right, this calls " door knife evil spirit ".

卧室门：卧室大门不可直对厨房门，防止其湿热气与卧房门相对流；房门不可正对卫浴间，因为沐浴后的水气与厕所的氨气极易扩散至卧房中，而卧房中又多为吸湿气的布品，将令环境更为潮湿；卧房门不宜正对储藏室之门，储藏室多有霉气、易藏污纳垢；卧室门也不应两两相对，此谓"门刀煞"。

The new bathhouse covers basic needs like toilets, personal hygiene and laundry.

新澡堂涵盖基本需要，像厕所，个人卫生和洗衣房。

The worst thing is that you were together with bathing and going to toilet at that time.

4，最糟糕的是那时连洗澡跟上厕所都得跟你在一起。

Then I said: I went to the bathroom...

然后我说：我去厕所了。。。

I have to go to the bathroom.

我要去厕所

I want to go to the bathroom.

我想上厕所。

Objective To investigate the effects of interleukin-1 β converting enzyme gene on the biologic characteristics of ovarian cancer cells.

目的 探讨白细胞介素-1 β转换酶的表达，对卵巢癌细胞生物学特性的影响。

Campylobacter: This illness is the most commonly identified cause of diarrheal illness in the world.

弯曲：这种病是最常见的原因查明腹泻病，在世界上。