I could make a dress 我可以做一件衣服

A robe fit for a prince 长袍566

I could clothe a continent 我可以穿一个大陆

But i can't sew a stitch 但我不能缝一针

   

I can paint my face 我画我的脸

And stand very very still 和立场非常非常安静

Its not very practical 它不是很实用

But it still pays the bills 但它仍然支付帐单

   

I can't change my name 我不能改变我的名字

But i could be your type 但我可能是你喜欢的类型

I can dance and win at games 我可以跳舞，并赢得比赛

Like backgammon and life 像步步高和生活

   

I used to be the smart one 我用的是聪明的

Sharp as a tack 夏普作为一个粘性

Funny how that skipping years ahead 未来，跳绳年有趣的是

Has held me back 曾担任我回来

   

I used to be the bright one 我用的是光明的

Top in my class 顶在我的课

Funny what they give you when you 有趣的是他们给你的时候，你

Just learn how to ask 刚刚学会怎么问

   

I can write a song 我可以写一首歌

But i cant sing in key 但我不能唱关键

I can play piano 我可以弹钢琴

But i never learned to read 但我从来没有学会阅读

   

I can't trap a mouse 我不能捕获鼠标

But i can pet a cat 但我可以宠猫

No i'm really serious! 不，我真的很严重！

I'm really very good at that 我真的很善于发现

   

I can't fix a car 我不能修复一辆车

But i can fix a flat 但我可以修复一台

I could fix alot of things 我能解决的事情很多

But i'd rather not get into that 但我宁愿不进去了

   

I used to be the bright one 我用的是光明的

Smart as a whip 聪明的鞭子

Funny how you slip so far when 你滑那么远时有趣的是

Teachers dont keep track of it 教师不跟踪它

   

I used to be the tight one 我以前是紧一

The perfect fit 完美契合

Funny how those compliments can 有趣的是那些能够致意

Make you feel so full of it 让你觉得很饱吧

   

I can shuffle cut and deal 我可以洗牌切割和处理

But i can't draw a hand 不过，我可以不画手

I can't draw a lot of things 我不能画的东西很多

I hope you understand 我希望你明白

I'm not exceptionally shy 我不是特别害羞

But i've never had a man 但我从来没有一个人

That i could look straight in the eye 我能在眼睛直视

And tell my secret plans 并告诉我的秘密计划

   

I can take a vow 我可以发誓

And i can wear a ring 我可以穿环

And i can make you promises but 我可以让你承诺，但

They won't mean a thing 他们不会意味着一件事

   

Can't you do it for me, i'll pay you well 你能不能为我做的，我会付你顺利

Fuck i'll pay you anything if you could end this 他妈的我会付你任何东西，如果你能结束这

   

Can't you just fix it for me, it's gone berserk... 你就不能帮我，就不见了疯抢...

Fuck i'll give you anything if 他妈的我给你什么，如果

You can make the damn thing work 你可以让这该死的东西的工作

   

Can't you just fix it for me, ill pay you well, 你就不能帮我，生病支付你，

Fuck ill pay you anything 他妈的病付给你什么

If you can end this 如果你能结束这

Hello, i love you will you tell me your name? 你好，我爱你，你告诉我你的名字吗？

Hello, i'm good for nothing - will you love me just the same? 你好，我是没出息 - 你会爱我一样？