So many presents, 这么多的礼物，

so little time, 这么短的时间，

Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 在我的房子，今年圣诞老人不会来，

'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, “因为我想淹死我和姐姐刺穿了我的耳朵，

Oh mama made it perfectly clear, 哦，妈妈做非常清楚，

Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones. 圣诞老人不喜欢坏男孩......尤其是犹太人的。

   

Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire, GNIP - gnop和乐高积木都是我的愿望，

so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire, 那么，我为什么要设置比萨饼家伙的头发着火，

I told him I was sorry, 我告诉他，我很抱歉，

I'm a liar, 我是个骗子，

so no toys for me...I don't deserve them. 所以没有玩具给我......我不值得他们。

   

I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, 我不能等待大轮的假期临近，

but then I told my grandma that she had a beard. 但后来我告诉我的奶奶，她有一个大胡子。

   

Dear Santa, 亲爱的圣诞老人，

   

I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy. 我知道我的问题是，我为什么不能好，这是一个害怕亲密。

You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and 你看，我的整个生活，每当我遇到的人真是太好了像你和

I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes 我一直感觉像我越来越接近他们，里面的东西让我

me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because 我想搞砸了。因此，在一种不可思议的方式我是如此糟糕的原因是因为

I love you santa. 我爱你圣诞老人。

   

Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for, 摇滚EM袜子-EM机器人就是我所期待的，

but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore, 但后来我做了一个死亡威胁，副总统戈尔，

oh santa won't be knocking on my door, 哦，圣诞老人会不会敲我的门，

'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that? '因为他是一个大胖子的妓女......是什么让我说？

   

Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed, 槽和梯子会这么好确实，

so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed, 所以你为什么我要卖掉警察一袋杂草，

so Santa please give me that easy bake oven, 所以圣诞老人，请给我简易烤炉，

I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'. 我发誓，我以为比利我们为心爱造'山羊。

   

So Santa won't you accept my apologies, 所以圣诞老人你不接受我的道歉，

Santa can't you see I'm begging you please, 圣诞老人你看不出来我求你了求你了，

oh Santa next year I'll do you right, 哦，圣明年我会做你的权利，

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