I'd like to try throwing the I-Ching 我想尝试抛易经

I'd like to try some analyzing my writing 我想尝试一些分析我的写作

I'd like what's written on the crystal stones 我想什么写在水晶石

And see what happens if I put on my turban and start throwing bones, hey! 看看，如果我把我的头巾，并开始扔骨头会发生什么，嘿嘿！

   

Maybe I'll be a gofer, getting bagels for the UN 也许我会成为一个gofer ，让百吉饼为联合国

Maybe I'll cruise bars in futile search of perfect tens 也许我会邮轮酒吧的完美几十徒劳的搜索

And maybe I'll be the legendary scandal-ridden pol 也许我会是传说中的绯闻缠身POL

Keeping up my solid citizen front when I'm really just bought and sold 跟上我坚实的公民面前的时候，我真的只是买进卖出

   

Mirror, mirror on the wall 魔镜，魔镜

Palm readings and crystal balls 棕榈读数和水晶球

It's obvious for all to see 很明显有目共睹

How uncertain it will be 如何确定这将是

   

And hand-writing and dice rolls 而手写和骰子滚动

I-Ching and crystal stones 易经和水晶石

And tea leaves and astrology 而茶叶和占星术

Get someone to interpret your dreams 找人来解释你的梦

Still I don't know where we'll be 不过我不知道在哪里，我们会

Will you take this ride with me 你会借此搭我

   

Maybe I'll be a doctor, ophthalmologist checking out eyes 也许我会成为一名医生，眼科医生检查出双眼

Maybe I'll get a job making little skinny curly fries 也许我会得到一份工作让矮小瘦弱的炸薯条

I might feel important as a security guard 我可能会觉得自己很重要当保安

And I'd love to lean on you when times get too hard, hey! 我很想对你瘦的时候时间太辛苦，哎！

   

Maybe I'll be the overweight ex-jock chasing skirts 也许我会成为超重的前名嘴追逐裙

Tell 'em my old stories, you know the older you get the better you were 告诉他们我的老故事，你知道前辈你得到更好的你

You can be my right hand, tell me when I'm a joke 你可以做我的右手，告诉我，当我是个笑话

And maybe they'll be some times when we feel like we're not just blowing smoke 也许他们会在某些时候，我们觉得我们不只是空谈

   

Mirror, mirror on the wall 魔镜，魔镜

Palm readings and crystal balls 棕榈读数和水晶球

It's obvious for all to see 很明显有目共睹

How uncertain it will be 如何确定这将是

   

And hand-writing and dice rolls 而手写和骰子滚动

I-Ching and crystal stones 易经和水晶石

And tea leaves and astrology 而茶叶和占星术

Get someone to interpret your dreams 找人来解释你的梦

Still I don't know where we'll be 不过我不知道在哪里，我们会

Will you take this ride with me? 你会借此搭我？

   

Maybe I'll invent the nuclear magnetic resonance stomp 也许我会创造核磁共振跺脚

Or create a synthetic hue for you 或者为你创建一个合成色相

Or make chemical breakthroughs 或进行化学突破

Take a map of the genome and get directions to a friend 以基因组的图谱，并得到指示给朋友

And develop a crumb, crisp coating for a new cake and ice cream blend, hey! 并制定了面包屑，清脆的涂层新蛋糕和冰淇淋混合，哎！

   

Mirror, mirror on the wall 魔镜，魔镜

Palm readings and crystal balls 棕榈读数和水晶球

It's obvious for all to see 很明显有目共睹

How uncertain it will be 如何确定这将是

   

Fortune tellers and mirrored walls 算命先生与镜子的墙壁

Tarot cards and Ouija boards 塔罗牌占卜和板

And tea leaves and astrology 而茶叶和占星术

Why don't you come and play with me? 你为什么不来和我一起玩吧？

Still I'll wonder where we'll be 不过我会怀疑，我们会

Will you take this ride... 你会借此搭...

Will you take this ride with me? 你会借此搭我？

   

With me... 与我一起...