Dan and Lisa, hi 丹和丽莎，喜

We kind of know you guys 样的，我们知道你们

But you still might wonder why we're here 但你仍然可能会问，为什么我们在这里

   

You see we're certified appointed fans 你看我们的认证委球迷

Of this thing called marriage, and 这个东西叫做婚姻，和

We've got a short list of the facts 我们已经得到了事实的简短列表

You'll need 你需要

   

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad 不说也没关系，然后去睡觉狂

Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive 不要像其他的不知道怎么开车

Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse 忍耐是一种美德与配偶分享最佳

And remember love's a verb 请记住爱是一个动词

And love can be eternity 和爱情可以永恒

   

Dan, when you're surrounded by nothing 但，当你通过什么被包围

In a pitch meeting 在球场会议

Think of your love for Lisa on this day 想想你爱的丽莎在这一天

   

And Lisa, when you're surrounded by debt 和丽莎，当你通过债务被包围

Trapped on a cellphone 被困在手机上

Think of your love for Dan on this day 想想你的爱丹在这一天

   

So, Dan and Lisa, bye 因此，丹和丽莎，再见

We hardly know you guys 我们几乎不知道你们这些家伙

But we're excited for you still, it's true 不过，我们很高兴为你效劳，这是真的

   

Though there's more we could report 虽然还有更多我们可以报告

Our time on earth is short 我们的时间在地球上是短暂的

So let's keep it to the facts and review 因此，让我们保持它的事实和审查

   

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad 不说也没关系，然后去睡觉狂

Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive 不要像其他的不知道怎么开车

Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse 忍耐是一种美德与配偶分享最佳

And remember love's a verb 请记住爱是一个动词

And love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa 和爱情可以永恒，丹和丽莎