I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

Nothing special about me Mother Fucka 没有什么特别的关于我的母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka 当我去俱乐部，我等待排队的母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka 我得到了600美元的银行母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

And my sexual performances are average 和我的性表演是平均

   

I work at customer service for a phone company í在客户服务工作，为电话公司

I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need 我一小时赚12块钱，但是这就是我需要的

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street 我住在一个小公寓在一个安静的街道

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV 我不走了太多我喜欢看电视

I cant afford a car I use public transportation 我不能买得起车，我使用公共交通

I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination 我不介意我看，直到我达到我的目标

Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book 有时候报纸，有时一本书

The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook 钱，我保存这个狗屎量打爆

   

And i am not very good with the women 我不是很好的女人

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking 我是一个很害羞的人，我一般看

Last time I had sex was in 2003 上次我发生了性关系是在2003年

And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free 我很惭愧地承认，但它不是免费的

   

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka 我社交场合母亲如何付工钱紧张

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka 我得到便秘每月一次的母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka 我做出相当不错的意大利面条酱母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

And I get scared when I go see the dentist 我感到害怕，当我去看牙医

   

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life 我是“保利岸”日常生活

Easily forgettable and I am not very liked 很容易遗忘的，我不是很喜欢

I have an "According to Jim" personality 我有一个“根据吉姆”的个性

I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD 我是作为娱乐的他妈的性病

   

If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can 如果你想惹我，我想你也许可以

Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man 因为我没有信心，我什么时候软弱的男人

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah 我就卷起的一球，而你踢我的背，是啊

Honestly I probably wont fight back 老实说，我大概不会还手

And I don't have many friends that would back me up 我没有很多朋友说会支持我

My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough 我的朋友史蒂夫会，但他看起来并不非常艰难

   

If you rarely get laid put your hands up 如果你很少得到奠定伸出你的双手

If you're not well paid put your hands up 如果你没有高薪伸出你的双手

If you got a pet cat put your hands up 如果你有一只宠物猫伸出你的双手

And if you got a bad back put your hands up 如果你有一个糟糕的背部伸出你的双手

   

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka 我的父母都是非常好的人母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka 我有些恐高的母亲如何付工钱的

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka 我喜欢的节目“灰色解剖学”母亲如何付工钱

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 我只是一个普通的日常正常的家伙...

And I am pretty good at making paper planes 而且我很擅长制作纸飞机