[Disc scratches in] [中盘片划伤]

   

[Jimmy Fallon:] [吉米·法伦： ]

See, that's what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the world. 你看，这就是大学是所有关于，男人你得爱大学，人是世界上最好的东西。

You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame. 你喝，你有乐趣，你羞耻的大道。

   

[Crowd cheers] [众人的欢呼声]

   

[Jimmy Fallon:] [吉米·法伦： ]

Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame! 是啊！你要做的国殇之城！

For those of you who don't know what the Walk of Shame is, 对于那些你们谁不知道羞耻的是步行，

that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus 当你挂了别人的前一天晚上的，你必须走在校园里一路

all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes. 所有散乱的第二天早上，在同样的衣服。

   

[Crowd cheers some more] [众人的欢呼声更多]

   

[Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)] [吉米·法伦： （更高的语音） ]

Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying. 哦，不，不，我是在那边libray ，我是在......我过夜，通宵学习。

   

[Crowd laughs] [围观笑]

   

[Jimmy Fallon:] [吉米·法伦： ]

You go to your dorm in the morning, there's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower. 你去你的宿舍在早上，有这样一行孩子等着去淋浴。

It's like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody. [Flip-flop sounds] 这就像，一群僵尸只是走，嗯，嗯，嗯。与触发器的家伙击败所有人。 [触发器声音]

He's got his little basket of stuff with him. 他有他的小篮子的东西，和他在一起。

   

[Crowd laughs] [围观笑]

   

[Jimmy Fallon:] [吉米·法伦： ]

You have to have your little shower basket of stuff. This little baskets holds, like, your shampoo, your soap, your loofa. 你必须有你的小浴室篮子的东西。这个小篮子持有一样，你的洗发水，你的肥皂，你loofa 。

   

[Crowd cheers] [众人的欢呼声]

   

[Jimmy Fallon:] [吉米·法伦： ]

And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It's like this little mesh, pink loofa. 和女孩一样，这个漂亮的loofa 。这就像这个小目，粉红色loofa 。

Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice. 脱掉你的死皮，这是非常好的。

No, for guys we have the option, we have, like, this French bread lookin' loofa that rips out your ass hair. 不，我们球员可以选择，我们有一样，这个法国面包看着的loofa是剥去你的屁股的头发。

Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds] 是啊，非常感谢你。嗷，嗷！ [抓音]

Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone's like, 嗷，嗷！走回到我的宿舍，每个人的喜欢，

"Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin!" [Crowd laughs] “嘿，吉姆，漂亮的棕褐色！ ”我想， “这是皮肤我的第三层！ ” [围观笑]

"I just over-loofa'd. Call the doctor. The wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it!" “我只是过loofad 。叫医生。风伤害了我，谁拥有的窗口打开？闭嘴！ ”

   

[Crowd cheers and laughs as the track scratches out] [众人的欢呼声和笑声的轨道划伤了]