It was the Seventh of December in the middle of the night, 这是12月份第七次在半夜，

The street was deserted except for smoke and moonlight, 这条街很冷清，除了烟雾和月光，

The front of the papers read the latest scandal, 论文的前阅读最新的丑闻，

The people versus when the dog chewed the handle 人们对当狗咀嚼手柄

It's a strange kind of story as far as stories go, 这是一个奇怪的故事，至于故事走，

It's the tale of a man and his trusty fido, 这是一个男人和他信赖菲的故事，

With police to the left of him, on the right a dead vandal, 随着警方对他的左边，右边一个死防暴，

The only excuse was that the dog chewed the handle. 唯一的理由是，狗嚼手柄。

   

With the stick de la candle, 随着棒德拉蜡烛，

Or the study maybe strangled, 或研究也许勒死，

The professor with the pistol, 用手枪教授，

Oh no the dog chewed the handle. 哦，不，狗嚼手柄。

   

He's got his integrity, don't need no excuse, 他有他的正直，不需要任何理由，

You can't say different got to let him loose, 你不能说不同得让他松，

The guy shouldn't've been there but he chose to gamble, 这家伙shouldntve去过那里，但他选择了赌博，

Heads you win, tails the dog chews the handle. 你赢了头，尾的狗咬胶把手。

   

I suppose if I'd thought I shouldn't leave them together, 我想，如果我认为我不应该让他们在一起，

Grip made of bone and a holster that's leather, 握把由骨头和皮套是真皮的，

Freak kind of accident that sets an example, 畸形这类事故，设置一个例子，

Dogs like bones that's why the dog chewed the handle. 像骨头的狗，这就是为什么狗嚼手柄。

   

With the stick de la candle, 随着棒德拉蜡烛，

Or the study maybe strangled, 或研究也许勒死，

The professor with the pistol, 用手枪教授，

Oh no the dog chewed the handle. 哦，不，狗嚼手柄。

   

Oh look at it from my angle, 哦，看它从我的角度来看，

Oh just look at it. 哦，只要看它。

   

With the stick de la candle, 随着棒德拉蜡烛，

Or the study maybe strangled, 或研究也许勒死，

The professor with the pistol, 用手枪教授，

Oh no the dog chewed the handle. [x2] 哦，不，狗嚼手柄。 [X2]

   

Oh look at it from my angle, 哦，看它从我的角度来看，

Oh just look at it... 哦，只要看它...