On my way home, police car pulled me over. 在回家的路上，警车把我拉过来。

After they left, I puttered out of gas. 他们离开后，我puttered出来的气体。

Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! 三A “来了，但我的卡过期了！

I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time. 我只好走路回家，当然，下雨一半的时间。

I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! 我试图得到一些关的眼睛，然后我被绑架了！

They put cold things in my butt. 他们把冰冷的东西在我的屁股。

They sampled a bit of my D.N.A. 他们品尝了一下我的D.N.A.的

They left me on top of my sheets, 他们把我留在我的床单之上，

I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me. 我梦见我去便盆，然后就醒了湿透的我。

This day sucked the hardest ever... 这一天吸了有史以来最难的...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 我醒来在床上的今天错误的一边。

A little bit less than nothing would go my way. 有点少总比没有会走我的路。

I got up to toss my soiled sheets, 我站起身来折腾我弄脏床单，

the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe. 走廊里一片漆黑，我掐灭我的大脚趾。

It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me), 就在那时，我感到讽刺的（烧我） ，

then I heard the voice say, 然后，我听到的声音说，

"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" “来吧帆乘坐S.S.忘忧草！ ”

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over. 我想我的错越来越拉了过来。

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas. 我想我是罪魁祸首跑出来的气体。

Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee. 假设我没有支付他的三A 费谁的家伙。

In actuality, I let the zetas probe me. 实际上，我让齐塔人探讨我。

Yesterday was all my fault. 昨天是我的错。

I let negativity get the better of me. 我让负面情绪给我的好。

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! 谢天谢地的浴缸和泡沫！

They temporarily set free this quandary. 他们暂时释放这个困境。