You buy me dinner when I'm in town 你给我买吃晚饭的时候，我在城里

Talk about records that you know 说说你知道的记录

Lay the friendship card upon me and out the door 在我出了门奠定友谊卡

Somebody said we hurt your feelings with our little dirty jokes 有人说我们伤害了你的感情与我们的小黄色笑话

Then you accused us of stealing back our soul 然后，你指责他偷回我们的灵魂的美

Then you say that we're the assholes 然后，你说我们是笨蛋

Cause we bitched about the hassles 因为我们对放荡的麻烦

While you're sleeping in your castles 当你睡在你的城堡

And we're still riding down the road 而我们还是骑在路上

I hear you're all offended by the letters that I wrote 我听说你是通过我写的信都得罪

It's just a shame it hadn't ended long ago 这只是一个耻辱，它没有结束前不久

Then you sicked your lawyers on me 然后你sicked你的律师对我

Told them to go for the throat 告诉他们去的咽喉

And you just sat back and watched them have a go 而你只是坐在后面，看着他们一展身手

Then you say that we're the assholes… 然后，你说我们是笨蛋...

But I never would deny we have our share of the blame to absorb 但我从来没有否认我们有我们的份额怪吸收

But when you say that you're the reason for the things that we've achieved 但是，当你说你的，我们已经取得了事情的原因

I want to kick down your door 我想打完你的门

You like to say that we're the assholes 你喜欢说我们是笨蛋

As if we somehow done you wrong 就好像我们以某种方式做的，你错了

We just do what we have to, to carry on 我们只是做我们必须这样做，进行

I'm sure you'll find another asshole 我敢肯定，你会发现另外一个混蛋

To replace us for a song 要更换我们的一首歌

You'll keep your office and expense account and we'll keep traveling along 你会保持你的办公室和费用帐户，我们将继续沿着行驶

When you say that we're all assholes 当你说我们都是笨蛋

Guess it'd be useless to deny 猜猜它会是无用否认

I'm just saying you're the reason why 我只是说你的理由