Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass 呵呵沙持续下降通过沙漏

and there's no way you're going to slow it down 而且也没有办法你要慢下来

you say we gotta treasure each moment 你说我们得珍惜每一刻

who knows how long we're gonna be around 谁知道我们多久会左右

yeah you keep on telling me life is short 是的，你一直告诉我的生命是短暂的

and its hard to disagree with what you say 并且它很难不同意你说的话

but if time is so precious why ya wasting mine 但如果时间是如此珍贵，为什么雅浪费矿

cuz I'm always reading 因为我是常读

always deleting 总是删除

every useless piece of garbage that you send my way 每一个毫无用处的垃圾，你送我的方式

every stupid hoax 每一个愚蠢的骗局

all those corny jokes 所有这些老土的笑话

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns 还有我不需要万吨畏缩诱导双关语

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

no it isn't ok if you brighten my day 如果没有你照亮我的日子是不正常

with some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry 一些切割和粘贴陈腐诗歌印记

and I didn't request a personality test 我并没有要求性格测试

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

   

Ahhhh AHHHH

you're sending virus latent you're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments to every single person you know 你发送病毒潜伏你发送携带病毒的占用带宽的附件，你知道每个人

you're passing around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube 你身边掠过一个链接到一些愚蠢的事情在YouTube上

that everybody else already saw three years ago 在其他人都已经看到了三年前

and wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me 和古怪严重Photoshop处理的广告牌是永远是一件有趣的事情我

and I just can't believe you believe those urban legends 我简直不敢相信，你相信这些都市传说

but I have high hopes that someone will point you toward Snopes 但我有很高的期望，有人会指出你走向Snopes

and debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly 并揭穿你在不断地喷涌那个疯狂的垃圾

   

No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul 不，我不想要一碗心灵鸡汤的灵魂

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists 派遣更多排名前10位名单，我会削减我的手腕

please stop forwarding that crap to me 请停止转发废话给我

well I'm sorry i can't accept your paranoid rant 好，我很抱歉，我不能接受你的偏执狂咆哮

and I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe 我不希望Neiman Marcus的饼干食谱

won't you kindly refrain cuz its hurting my brain 不会请你不要的Cuz其伤害我的大脑

stop forwarding that crap to me... 停止转发废话，我...

   

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat 喜欢别人的猫闪闪发光的心和独角兽和图片

now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that? 现在告诉我，我会在意这样的事情有什么替代的现实？

and by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin 顺便说一句你的报价从乔治·卡林是不是真的乔治卡林

Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong 罗杰斯先生从来没有打过越共

and Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing 和比尔·盖茨是绝对不会给我不劳而获

and I really doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along 我真的很怀疑一些死去的女孩是会杀了我，如果我不传递下去她的信

   

Well now I know you're wishing 现在好了，我知道你希望

I'll sign your petition 我要你的签名请愿书

but stop forwarding that crap to me 但停止转发废话给我

and I don't want to read your series 我不想读你系列

of conspiracy theories 阴谋论

just stop forwarding that crap to me 刚刚停止转发废话给我

and your two million loser friends 和你的200万失败者的朋友

all have my address because you never figured out the way to BCC 一切有我的地址，因为你从来没有想通的方式BCC

but now I gotta insist 但现在我得坚持

take me off of your list 把我从你的清单

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

(stop forwarding that crap to me （停止转发废话给我

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

stop forwarding that crap to me) 停止转发废话我）

just stop it now 刚才停止

oh no 哦，不

(stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats] （停止转发废话我） [重复]

i can't take it 我不能把它

aw please AW请

you gotta stop 你必须停止

right now 现在

I'm not kidding 我不是在开玩笑

at the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop 在作为风险稍微啰嗦会问你现在就停止

sending me that crap 给我废话

I don't want it 我不希望它

don't send it to me 不发给我

now don't send it to me 现在不发给我

just stop forwarding that crap to me 刚刚停止转发废话给我

stop forwarding that crap to me 停止转发废话给我

to me 我