[Danny Sexbang:] [丹尼Sexbang ： ]

Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!) 嘿孩子，你想听到一个有趣的故事，关于声波和尾巴？ （吃一家伙！ ）

Great! Here we go! 太好了！开始了！

   

[Danny / Sonic:] [丹尼/索尼克： ]

Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all 刺猬索尼克，英雄全部

When the world needed saving, he would answer the call 当这个世界需要拯救，他会接听电话

His little friend Tails was part of the team 他的小朋友尾巴是球队的一部分

But he was shitty and small, and had low self esteem 但他低劣的小，并且有低自尊

So when they gathered all the Chaos Emeralds 所以当他们把所有的混沌翡翠

Tails stole them and put em under his genitals 尾巴偷出来，把EM在他的生殖器

He pawned them all in spending spree 他典当了他们所有的消费热潮

For his crippling addiction to PCP 对于他的沉重的瘾PCP

"Come on" Sonic said, "Let's go collect rings “加油”声说道，“让我们去收集戒指

And run through the meadow and jump on springs 并通过草地跑跳的弹簧

We'll laugh and we'll play all day and all night 我们会笑，我们会玩了一整天，整夜

Why, your eyes are red, Tails, are you feeling alright" 为什么，你的眼睛是红色的，尾巴，你感觉好吗“

   

[Tails (Egoraptor):] [尾（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

Yo, fuck your rings, Sonic, it's time to get real 哟，你他妈的戒指，声波，它的时间来获得真正的

I wanna kill a motherfucker just to see how it feels 我想杀死一个娘只是为了看看感觉如何

If you dare to come at me, you better come at me strong 如果你敢来我，你最好来我强

I'll break your sorry-ass legs if you look at me wrong 我会打破你的抱歉，屁股腿，如果你看一下我的错

I'm Tails the fox, you little bitch, and I'm on the attack 我是尾巴的狐狸，你这个小贱人，我的攻击

My endocrine system is fucking riddled with crack 我的内分泌系统是他妈的充满了裂缝

Now I've got hallucinations that are out of control 现在我有幻觉是失控

And I can taste colors, and I'm gonna skull fuck your soul 我可以品尝的颜色，我要的头骨他妈的你的灵魂

   

[Sonic / Danny:] [索尼克/丹尼： ]

Hey Tails, we've got fun times in store 嘿尾巴，我们有欢乐时光的店

What's the first thing you'd like to do today (WHORES) 什么是你想做今日（妓女们）的第一件事

Ha, you're funny, we'll have a great time 哈，你很有趣，我们将有一个伟大的时间

There are lakes to swim in and mountains to (WHORES) 有湖泊游泳和山（妓女们）

So, Sonic and Blaze played a game of lacrosse 因此，索尼克与火焰玩游戏的曲棍球

While Tails slammed a bunch of sluts like a boss 虽然尾巴一甩一堆荡妇像一个老板

He was about to bust nuts all up in a ho 他正要胸围坚果都在一个豪

When Robotnik showed up (Aw hell no) 当Robotnik出现了（噢该死的）

Tails knew he must defend the whole city 尾巴就知道他必须捍卫整个城市

So he stopped doing blow off the hooker's stank titties 于是，他停下做吹掉了妓女的发臭的titties

Sonic said "Robotnik you gosh darn clown 索尼克说“ Robotnik你天哪织补小丑

I'm gonna jump on you until you fall down" 我对你会跳，直到你倒下“

   

[Tails:] [尾巴： ]

Hey stand the fuck back, I've got a better solution 嘿站在他妈的回来，我有一个更好的解决方案

It's time for old school, street justice death execution 这时候的老同学，街道司法执行死刑

Robo-bitch, here's some motherfucking caps for your head ROBO-婊子，这里的一些他妈的上限为你的头

Blaow blaow, now that egg-shaped cocksucker's dead Blaow blaow ，现在蛋形口交的死

I'm Tails the fox, do I have to fucking say it again 我是尾巴的狐狸，我必须他妈的再说一遍

I am exploding with evil that you cannot comprehend 我爆炸与邪恶，你无法理解

I just committed a murder, but there is no time to rest 我只是犯了谋杀罪，但没有时间休息

Let's get our friends over, have a giant forest fuck fest 让我们的朋友了，有一个巨大的森林他妈的巨星

   

[Danny / Sonic:] [丹尼/索尼克： ]

Sonic was too traumatized to reply 声音太创伤大鼠回复

It was the first time he'd ever seen another man die 这是他第一次见过另一个人死亡

But it wasn't the last 但是它不是最后

Tails made sure of that 尾巴确信那

When he broke Big's spine and wore his ass as a hat 当他打破了大的脊椎，穿着他的屁股作为一顶帽子

Tails the fox, his mind is blown 尾巴的狐狸，他的头脑被吹

And he'll kick you right in your special zone 他会踢你就在你的特区

I think I'm gonna call the cops on him 我想我会叫警察在他身上

But he will never know about it 但他永远不会知道这件事

Oh fuck! [gunshots] 哦，他妈的！ [枪声]