[Dracula (Egoraptor):] [德古拉（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

It was a dark and spooky Halloween night 这是一个黑暗和幽灵般的万圣节之夜

When I, Dracula thought that I would invite 当我，德古拉以为我会邀请

All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash 我所有的怪异朋友，谁在那里在一瞬间

To a big dance party - a Monster Bash! 一个大舞会 - 怪兽击！

Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there 狼人，科学怪人，木乃伊，并在那里

While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair 虽然美杜莎喂一些老鼠的蛇在她的头发

It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat 这是一个绝妙的好时机了吸血鬼蝙蝠

To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?! 飞出他的棺材和 - 等等，那是什么？

   

[Simon (Danny Sexbang):] [西蒙（丹尼Sexbang ） ： ]

Tis I! TIS ì ！

Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! 不要害怕，西蒙·贝尔蒙特就在这里！

To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear! 为了消灭邪恶的怪物，和所有你珍惜！

I will end your cruel necromancing! 我将结束你的残忍necromancing ！

   

[Wolfman (Egoraptor):] [狼人（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

Actually... we were just dancing - GYAAAH! 其实......我们只是跳舞 - GYAAAH ！

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

To hell demon beast, from whence you came 地狱兽妖，来处

You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game 你在恶魔城，这不是一个游戏

Now run away, free this land of its chains 现在逃跑，释放其连锁店这片土地

As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain! 上帝为我作证，我要见你们被杀！

   

[Dracula:] [吸血鬼： ]

Later that night, we went back to my castle 那天晚上，我们又回到了我的城堡

Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled 在那里我们可以跳舞的和平，也永远不会滋扰

We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed 我们很开心我的大号床上玩费尔托斯特安全

The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead! 在党较小因为狼人死了！

At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say 午夜时分，我听到了死神说

"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?" “我带了吉他英雄，谁愿意玩？ ”

It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass 据Swampman主唱，诺斯费拉图上低音

Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his - OH GOD NO 小子，你应该已经看到了他的愚蠢滑稽的样子 - 哦，上帝否

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

TIS I! TIS ì ！

Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!) 不要害怕，西蒙·贝尔蒙特就在这里！ （妈的！ ）

The power of Christ is infused in my spear! 基督的力量，注入我的矛！

I'll put an end to your horrible reign! 我会制止你的恐怖统治！

   

[Mummy (Egoraptor):] [神鬼传奇（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

But we're just playing Twister! 但我们只是在玩费尔托斯特安全！

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!) í RIP出你的大脑！ （哎！ ）

I will restore the glory of light 我将恢复光的荣耀

with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night! 我的鞭子和结晶，我会拿回来的夜晚！

   

[Grim Reaper (Egoraptor):] [死神（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

You knocked over the chips...! [whip noise] Augggh! 你打翻了筹码...... ！ [鞭噪音] Augggh ！

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

Sound the death knell! 敲响丧钟！

Medusa you she-bitch, I will see you in hell! 美杜莎你，她，狗娘养的，我会看到你在地狱！

   

[Dracula:] [吸血鬼： ]

For the love of god, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?! 为上帝，西蒙的爱情，他妈的是你的交易？

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels? 你不请我去你的派对。你知道那种感觉？

   

[Dracula:] [吸血鬼： ]

Are you friggin' serious? You killed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?! 你是受诅咒的“严重吗？你杀了我所有的客人！只是因为你觉得自己离开了？

   

[Simon:] [西蒙： ]

No!... Yes. 不！ ......是的。

   

[Dracula:] [吸血鬼： ]

Well, monsters like me can still be your friend 嗯，像我这样的怪物仍然可以成为你的朋友

Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end! 只要停止把我们的生命是上帝可怕的下场！

Now, since we are the only ones left alive 现在，由于我们是唯一剩下的那些还活着

Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try! 让我们玩双簧费尔托斯特安全！来吧，试试看！

   

[Both:] [全部： ]

Alright! 好吧！

   

[Dracula (spoken):] [德古拉（口语） ： ]

Right foot green... [axe noise] AHAHAUGHH!!! 右脚绿... [AX噪音] AHAHAUGHH ！

   

[Simon (spoken):] [西蒙（口语） ： ]

Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead... 对不起！对不起，习惯的力量。嗯，他已经死了......

Looks like I have won at Twister! 貌似我已经赢得了费尔托斯特安全！