Whoa, yeah! 哇，是啊！

   

You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu 你已经有了一个65雪佛兰马里布

With automatic drive, a custom paint job too 具有自动驱动器，自定义油漆工作过

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow 我会换你我的老独轮车

And a slightly-used sombrero 和稍微使用的草帽

And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist 我什至可以扔在一个订书机，如果你坚持

   

Craigslist Craigslist的

I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on 我在Craigslist ，宝贝，来吧

Yeah 是啊

   

Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall 好吧，我们共同看一眼星期六在商场

I never took a chance, never approached you at all 我从来没有花了一个机会，从来没有走近你所有

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas 你是一个金发碧眼的半亚裔气不好的情况下

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask 我是穿着45号球衣“红泳裤和一个曲棍球面具

Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed 来吧，让我们发现，我们错过了爱的连接

   

On Craigslist 在Craigslist

Yeah, Craigslist, come on 是啊， Craigslist的，来吧

I'm on Craigslist, baby 我在Craigslist ，婴儿

Maybe you are too 也许你太

Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo 蜜蜂BOMP à chonk à反主动BIM的一声嘘声

   

An open letter to the snotty barista 公开信的流鼻涕咖啡师

At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard: 在咖啡豆上的圣维森特大道：

I know there were 20 people behind me in line 我知道有排队者20人在我身后

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother 但我是在手机通话与我的母亲

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger? 你没看到我举起我的食指？

That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes 这意味着，我将命令我的大豆无咖啡因榛果拿铁在短短的几分钟

So what's with the attitude, lady? 那么，有什么的态度，小姐？

No tip for you 没有提示你

   

Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free 有保丽龙花生的垃圾桶，你可以有EM免费

You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me 您可以在周末下降了，拿起举起手来从我

But the trash can ain't part of the deal 但垃圾桶不是交易的一部分

Only givin' you the peanuts, get real 只有得到安宁，你的花生，得到真正的

Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own 没有任何赫蒂袋，所以把自己的

Don't bug me with questions on the phone 别来烦我用手机上的问题

Don't ask for help, don't waste my time 不寻求帮助，不要浪费我的时间

And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime 也不要抱怨，因为他们不会花你一毛钱

Just ask yourself 只要问自己

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts? 你想我的保丽龙花生？

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts 你可以拥有我的保丽龙花生

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts? 你想我的保丽龙花生？

You can have 'em all 你可以把它们都

   

They're on Craigslist, yeah 他们在Craigslist ，是

Craigslist, oh baby, come on Craigslist的，哦，宝贝，来吧

I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist 我在Craigslist网站， Craigslist网站， Craigslist的

I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now 我在Craigslist网站， Craigslist网站， Craigslist的现

Craigslist Craigslist的