Norman The Mormon Hears The Doorbell Ring. 诺曼摩门教听到门铃响。

But Inside They're Not Answering. 但里面他们没有回答。

Peering Through The Window, To His Surprise, 窥视透过窗户，出乎他的意料，

The Door Flies Open, "Come Inside!" 门打开苍蝇， “进来！ ”

"I Am Jason The Freemason, What You're Selling I Do Not Need. “我是杰森洪门，什么你卖我不需要。

Mr. Patrick, Orthodox Catholic, Is More Likely In Your League." 帕特里克先生，东正教天主教，更有可能在你的联赛。 “

   

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells, 在那一刻先生Softee戒指他的钟，

Ding-A-Ling Ding-A-Ling. 鼎-A凌鼎A-灵。

Quickly Thereafter, Choco-Taco Delight 很快之后，乔科塔可喜悦

While Reclining On His Brand New Mountain Bike. 虽然斜倚在他的全新山地自行车。

Now Watch You Most Closely, For Here The Plot Does Twist. 现在看你最密切，对于这里的情节是否扭曲。

Enter Simon, The Super Scientologist. 进入西门，超级科学论。

   

"I'm Opining Sailing Simon. Is You Stupid Or Is You Just High? “我曾向帆船西蒙。是你的愚蠢，或就是你刚才高？

Mother Hubbard Got Me Covered Like Sarah Lee On Her Cherry Pie." 母亲哈伯德我得到了像盖李宝珠在她樱桃馅饼。 “

Norman Says To Simon, "Hey, If There Are Really Aliens, 诺曼说要西蒙， “嘿，如果真的有外星人，

I Would Think That L. Ron Hubbard Would Have To Be One Of Them." 我倒觉得L。罗恩贺伯特就必须一个人。 “

   

"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!" “噢，我的上帝！哦，我的上帝！哦，我的哦，我的！ ”

   

[Harmonica Solo] [口琴独奏]

   

The Pie Man Passes By On His Way To The Fair (And He Says) 馅饼的人经过的途中公平（和他说）

"Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On? “理性，你会不会把你的蓝礼服？

Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Jeans On?" 因此，你会不会把你的蓝色牛仔裤？ “

   

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells. 在那一刻先生Softee戒指他的钟声。

So Before Simon Could Bring His Crushing Blow, 所以在西蒙可能会带来他的决定性打击，

Norman Raises His Hands, "Oh No, Oh No!" 诺曼提出了他的手， “哦，不，哦，不！ ”

Simon Says, "Hey, We Ain't Even Finished This!" 西蒙说， “嘿，我们甚至没有完成这个！ ”

Norman Says, "Yes We Have. Here Come Them Witnesses." 诺曼说， “是的，我们有。这里来他们的证人。 ”

   

"Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On? “理性，你会不会把你的蓝礼服？

Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On?" 因此，你会不会把你的蓝色礼服？ “