We've been together for so very long 我们已经在一起太久

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? 但现在情况正在发生变化，哦，我不知道什么是错的？

Seems you don't want me around 看来你不想让我身边

The passion is gone and the flame's died down 激情消失，火焰的偃旗息鼓

   

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem 我想我失去了自尊一点点

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team 这个时候，你与整个曲棍球队取得了它

You used to think I was nice 你曾经以为我很高兴

Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist 现在你告诉你所有的朋友说我是反基督者

   

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car? 哦，你为什么要拔掉我的车刹车？

That kind of thing is hard to ignore 那种事是难以忽视

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore 有一个奇怪的感觉，你不爱我了

   

I knew that we were having problems when 我知道我们有问题时，

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again 你把这些食人鱼在我的浴缸再次

You're still the light of my life 你仍然是我的生命之光

Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? 哦，亲爱的，我开始 ，你不放下刀？

   

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way 你知道，我什至觉得它有点可爱的方式

You poison my coffee just a little each day 你只要一点点，每天毒害我的咖啡

I still remember the way that you laughed 我还记得，你笑起来的样子

When you pushed me down that elevator shaft 当你把我推倒在电梯井

   

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra 哦，如果你不介意我问，这是什么毒眼镜蛇

Doing in my underwear drawer? 做我的内衣抽屉？

Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more 有时我可以认为你不爱我了

   

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill 你抨击我的面朝下放在烧烤

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will 现在，我的伤疤都愈合，但我的心脏永远不会

You set my house on fire 你把我的房子着火了

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers 你拿出我的胸部毛发与旧钳子

   

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap 呵呵，你认为我丑，你说我便宜

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep 你剃掉我的眉毛，而我睡着了

You drilled a hole in my head 你在我的头上钻一个洞

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead 然后，你把我甩了一个臭水沟，留下我死

   

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all 哦，你真的知道这是不是喜欢你的一切

You never acted this way before 之前从来没有演过这样

Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no 亲爱的，东西告诉我你不爱我了，哦，不，不

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore 有一个奇怪的感觉，你不爱我了

   

[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence] [约10分钟到2秒的沉默]

   

[some loud and spontaneous noises] [一些响亮的和自发的声音]