You tell me that you love me when I'm lying by your side 你告诉我你爱我，当我躺在你身边

You tell me that I am the only one who understands your troubled mind 你告诉我，我是唯一一个谁理解你心中困扰

That I am blind to any evil you can do 我是盲目的任何邪恶的，你可以做

And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do 而我更爱你，比任何其他的女孩曾经做

   

You love the things that I love: you love art and you love books 你爱我爱的东西：你爱艺术，爱书

And you love love as much as I do and you love my dirty looks 和你爱的爱，就像我做的，你爱我的白眼

And you love me right now 你也爱我，现在

So how can you love... Vegemite? 所以你怎么能爱... vegemite发表？

   

It tastes like sadness 这味道有点像忧伤

It tastes like batteries 这味道有点像电池

It tastes like asses 这味道有点像驴

I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast 我不能抱着一个男人如此接近谁散布这种癌症在他的祝酒辞

It is the Vegemite, my darling, or it's me 这是vegemite发表，我亲爱的，或者是我

You have to make a fucking choice 你必须做出一个他妈的选择

I cannot sit with you at breakfast 在早餐和你在一起我不能坐

The very smell of it obliterates my senses 很臭它抹杀我的感觉

And if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch 如果这还不够糟糕，你也吃狗屎吃午饭

Which means we can't spend any time together 这意味着我们可以不花任何时间在一起

What kind of relationship is that? 什么样的关系是什么？

The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands... 选择是你的，我的心脏就在你手里......

Please wash your hands 请洗手

You just ate Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard 你刚才吃了vegemite发表的午餐，你自私的混蛋

   

It's all about you, isn't it? 这是关于你的，不是吗？

It's just take, take, take, take 这只是拿，拿，拿，拿

What about me? What about my feelings? 关于我的什么？那我的感受？

I'm sorry 对不起

   

I had this really awful experience when I was six years old 我有这个真的很可怕的经历，当我六岁那年，

And our British next door neighbor, Christopher Gill, he was babysitting us 而我们英国的隔壁邻居，克里斯托弗·吉尔，他被美国保姆

And he made me eat an entire spoonful of Marmite 他让我吃砂锅的整个匙

Which is just like Vegemite pretty much except it's even grosser 这就像vegemite发表相当多，除了它甚至粗俗

He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge 他让我吃了，告诉我，这是巧克力软糖

And so I swallowed the whole thing and then I had to go to the bathroom and throw up 所以，我吞下了整个事情，然后我不得不去洗手间，吐了

And it really traumatized me and I'm sorry I got so emotional, I just... 它真的受到创伤了我，我很抱歉，我真的很感动，我只是...

   

I love you, and no matter what you eat 我爱你，不管你吃什么

I'll always love you completely 我会永远完全爱你

I might just always leave the room at meal times 我可能只是要始终保持房间用餐时间

Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week 或拒绝亲吻或触摸你一个星期

If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth 如果你坚持把那次犯规死亡贴在你的嘴

You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes 你是我的心脏，而是把自己在我的鞋

I have to know, it shouldn't be too hard to choose 我必须知道，应该不会太难选择

I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be 我知道这是撕裂你除了，但它也必须是这样

It is the Vegemite, my darling 这是vegemite发表，我亲爱的

It is the Vegemite, my darling 这是vegemite发表，我亲爱的

Put down the Vegemite, you fucker, or I'll leave 放下vegemite发表，你笨蛋，不然我就离开