Your Uncle Walter's going on and on 你的叔叔沃尔特的事情和

Bout everything he's seen and done 布特的一切，他看到和做

The voice of 50 years experience 50年的经验之谈

Drunk, watching the television 醉了，看电视

You know he's been around the world 你知道，他一直在世界各地

Last night he flew to Baghdad 昨晚他飞抵巴格达

In his magical armchair 在他神奇的扶手椅

Cigarettes and a six pack, he just got back 香烟和六包，他刚刚回来

Now the spit's flying everywhere 现在吐的到处飞

   

Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on) 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿（你叔叔沃尔特的事情和）

You're back so late (Where did you go that you were gone so long) 你回来这么晚了（你去哪儿，你都走了这么久）

how could you leave me here so long 你怎么可以丢下我在这里这么久

With Uncle Walter 随着沃尔特叔叔

   

Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots 您的沃尔特叔叔锯谁开枪

He drove his chair in the cavalcade 他开着他的椅子上行列

He's flown from South Africa 他从南非空运

To countries where 为了国家，

They beat themselves on the backs with chains 他们击败了自己对用铁链背上

There was a fleet of battleships 有战舰的舰队

And 1 reclining chair 和1躺椅

Headed north on the Arabian sea 阿拉伯海北部当家

Now he's back and he'll tell us what 现在他回来了，他会告诉我们什么

He and his oldest boy Blair 他和他的大男孩布莱尔

Are getting rich with their mail order scheme 越来越丰富他们的邮购计划

   

Oh, oh, oh, oh 哦，哦，哦，哦

We're glad you're home 我们很高兴你回家

But how could you leave me here so long 但是，你怎么能离开我在这里这么久

With Uncle Walter 随着沃尔特叔叔

   

Your Uncle Walter told me 你的叔叔沃尔特告诉我

Everything he'd do if he was president 一切，他会怎么做，如果他是总统

Oh what a perfect world 哦，多么完美的世界

This world would be 这个世界会

If he were President now 如果他是总统，现在

   

And he sees the children 他看到孩子们

Smoking pot 吸烟锅

He knows that in a moment 他知道，在某一时刻

They'll be shooting up heroin 他们将投篮命中率高达海洛因

Teardrops in his armchair 在他的扶手椅泪珠

A 50 minute lecture 50分钟的演讲

And tobacco juice rolling down his chin 和烟草汁滚下他的下巴

   

Hey, hey, hey, hey 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿

You're back so late 你回来这么晚

How could you leave me here so long 你怎么能丢下我在这里这么久

With Uncle Walter 随着沃尔特叔叔